Richard Meehan

LETS GOOOOO MADDERS 🎯 #COYS

15th December is when we’ll celebrate the arrival of Djed Spence

Kind of at the point where I just want to see one of our players just wipe one of theirs out. Nothing malicious, just want to see some kind of fight

Actually pretty excited for the Rangers game. We could all do with a break from the Prem and there is almost nostalgic feeling about this tie.

I was genuinely thinking today how we will all laugh about this patch after winning the League and FA cup, and the Europa League

Two goal leads and paper - just two things Spurs are good at throwing

This winter is going to feel like we’re trying to take Stalingrad.

OH FUCK MY EYES

This must be how it felt when a Henry the Eighth started flirting with someone. You know what’s going to happen, just a case of when.

I mean…just…why?

I hate my life

THE UNIVERSE IS BROKEN

Oh I am going to have a heart attack in this game

Oh just kick our players as much as you want then

Foster had about four legs then

I don’t like it, but that some bloody hit

Will the real Tottenham Hotspur please stand up

(Everyone stands, chaos ensues)

Oh my giddy aunt

I don’t care what happens today - we should stick with Ange. I’m bored of the chopping and changing managers, bored of our fickle-fan reputation. Nothing has been handed to Ange throughout his career, he’s had to take it. And nothing has been handed to us. Let’s just fight ffs. Together.

I hope Bournemouth don’t do assisted dying - they really drag it out

Don’t sack Ange. Sack me. I’ll take one for the team.

We’re in that strange zone when the Spursy thing to do is score

I never thought that having two wisdom teeth out would not be the most painful thing I’ve experienced this week.

Fugging ell Son

Does Djed Spence get included in the total attendance figure?

This season is a bit like a kangaroo - very up and down.

(This is funny because our manager is Australian)

That’s right, Spurs. Ruin Christmas.

It’s the time of the match where the co-commentator nominates what it is that Ange will take responsibility for in the press conference.

Oh great, now it’s “We can’t beat (10 MAN) Fulham”

I’m trying not to be upset, but I can’t help feel that this is going to be one of ‘those’ seasons that will end with Gareth Southgate as manager or something else weird.