Bennett Cousins

…as per the requests of nobody, the Egg Curse continues.

MSNBC captured the crowd from the Boston "No Kings" rally:

A white image with black and orange text, stating the first amendment of the Constitution of the United States, followed by the hashtag, "NoKings." "Right of the people peaceably to assemble" is in bright orange.

Today, this is my only message.

Whether or not you’re taking part in a protest, understand that your freedoms are being violated.

Do your research. DO NOT accept just one news source.

Do. Not. Give. Up.

white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

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Oh, like he’d be the first force-user to switch sides for a romantic interest.

He is extremely smoochable!

Political violence is abhorrent. I have not celebrated Kirk's death.

But Newsom calling for his followers to "continue Charlie Kirk's work," someone who praised stoning gay people as "god's perfect law," who called for men to "take care of" trans people like they did in the 50s and 60s, is not it.

I must.

YouTube video by Becca Critchley - Magpie Chumbawamba - The Day The Nazi Died Lyrics

Just gonna leave this here.

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User sqrkyclean wrote: Did I ever talk abt the time I was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!” User sqrkyclean replied: I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

Current favorite:

Worth it!

I will hand it to him with tears streaming down my face and a cupcake for good measure. And a headpat if allowed, because he is a good good boy! (TLJ is welcome to my soul for… different reasons.)

Zhuzhi-lang has that fierce little face and is STILL blushing. Pardon me a moment, I have to clutch my chest and die for a while.

Since the sequel(s) have been announced, I can only hope that the #KpopDemonHunters now-franchise will please answer my numerous science-based questions about the genetics of how Rumi can be half-demon if it’s a metaphysical state brought on by guilt over one’s sins. (Because I’m awful.)

Wei Wuxian playing a song on Chenqing deploying the reanimated corpses.

Lan Wangji holding his guqin with broken strings and bloody fingers with Wei Wuxian at the back continuing to play a song on Chenqing.

#魔道祖师 #MDZS #忘羡

Screenshot of a tweet from Roshan_Rinaldi: Trump is in Scotland, where he is truly reviled. These are some of the nicknames the Scots have come up with for him: 1. "Onion-eyed flap dragon." 2. "Leather-faced piss jar." 3. "Mangled apricot hellbeast." 4. "Bawbag-eyed fuck bumper." 5. "Toupéd fucktrumpet." 6. "Knuckle-brained fart lozenge." 7. "Degenerate corned beef face syrup wearing wankstain." 8. "Rug wearing thunder nugget." 9. "Cock juggling thundercunt." 10. "Gerbil-headed, woodstained, haunted spunktrumpet."

The Scots truly invented poetry

yyyyyyeeEEEESSSSSS!

i believe that at 18 every american should be entered into a draft, not for military service, but for one year of mandatory retail or restaurant work

…that’s AI.

So I’m done playing nice. Any actor that does this panel is gunna get a mega-side eye from me cause how the fuck are you gunna justify this?

Pull out or make the convention go forehead to floor in an apology cause this is bullshit.

Second, we can close all the brackets for the Most Comprehensive Fumbling of an Incredible Baddie and the Triflingest Whiny Bitch tournaments. The winner has been found for both, and his name is Shen Yurong.

Having (finally, my poor patient roommate) finished The Double, I have two major takeaways.
First, I will never again dare to contradict my fish. I heartily apologize for my past affronts, Bichen. I did not know, and I will do better.

plagiarism

#svsss #shenyuan #shenqingqiu

Oh, shit, please share when you find out. I just call it “one of those times when my body says But What If I, Like, DIDN’T Perform My Functions? At Random? ugh i hate it here” and having a single word would be much more efficient.

Techbro speedrun instructions:

1. Find an industry where people make a living wage
2. Put a stop to that

I just microwaved half of a lime. So, y’know, that’s where my head’s at interms of functionality.

Stop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing!

Stop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing!

please we are so tired we cannot do all the things ourselves

I want really important stuff that might kill me to be in the hands of people who studied that shit their whole life so that mastering the complexities of every aspect of human existence at once is not suddenly all on me, a theatre major