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Do you drink alcohol? You could blend in with the locals.

03.01.2025 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*Car market crash
*AI drops out of vogue
*New artificial sweetener
*Another new fuel source we'll never see.
*The Octopus lady goes viral
*Potatoes become sentient and begin their slow inexorable conquest of the planet.

01.01.2025 07:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that he has no neck. Just a head and then a body. I desperately need an Ammo in my life.

23.12.2024 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't be fooled. That is the look of a cat that is planning mischief. The head tilt, the dilated eyes, all signs of shenanigans.

23.12.2024 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Does Congress have a written dress code? If so, the rules apply to him.

23.12.2024 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's only in there because he wants to be in there.

23.12.2024 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I was confused by this tit pic at first.

19.12.2024 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I literally have the same dialogue with myself when the alarm goes off in the morning.

Surely nobody expects him to get out of bed. (Gets out of bed)

19.12.2024 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks to be sleeping peacefully. Quick Walk across his face to wake him up. Revenge opportunities are fleeting.

18.12.2024 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Crathos the destroyer of worlds.... Or Gary.

18.12.2024 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah Jonesy knew what was up.

18.12.2024 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not skittish. It's hyper aware

18.12.2024 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy anniversary!

18.12.2024 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Meet Minion
My Bullsnake.

18.12.2024 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With a few friends she could turn it to a team exercise.

18.12.2024 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think they only exist in convenience store bathrooms. They are single ply and you can see through them if you hold them up to the light. Would not recommend. 0 out of 5 stars

05.12.2024 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She looks like you just told her the Easter Bunny wasn't real.

05.12.2024 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would a Mad Max Thunderdome event be too much?

05.12.2024 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's my experience that they are closer to 20 ft filled with eight people. But I'm no historian.

04.12.2024 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How about "make mistakes and then don't repeat them"?

04.12.2024 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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