Do you drink alcohol? You could blend in with the locals.
03.01.2025 05:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@garagegui.bsky.social
Do you drink alcohol? You could blend in with the locals.
03.01.2025 05:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*Car market crash
*AI drops out of vogue
*New artificial sweetener
*Another new fuel source we'll never see.
*The Octopus lady goes viral
*Potatoes become sentient and begin their slow inexorable conquest of the planet.
I love that he has no neck. Just a head and then a body. I desperately need an Ammo in my life.
23.12.2024 03:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Don't be fooled. That is the look of a cat that is planning mischief. The head tilt, the dilated eyes, all signs of shenanigans.
23.12.2024 03:53 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Does Congress have a written dress code? If so, the rules apply to him.
23.12.2024 03:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He's only in there because he wants to be in there.
23.12.2024 03:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was confused by this tit pic at first.
19.12.2024 04:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I literally have the same dialogue with myself when the alarm goes off in the morning.
Surely nobody expects him to get out of bed. (Gets out of bed)
Looks to be sleeping peacefully. Quick Walk across his face to wake him up. Revenge opportunities are fleeting.
18.12.2024 04:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Crathos the destroyer of worlds.... Or Gary.
18.12.2024 04:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah Jonesy knew what was up.
18.12.2024 04:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's not skittish. It's hyper aware
18.12.2024 04:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy anniversary!
18.12.2024 03:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Meet Minion
My Bullsnake.
With a few friends she could turn it to a team exercise.
18.12.2024 03:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think they only exist in convenience store bathrooms. They are single ply and you can see through them if you hold them up to the light. Would not recommend. 0 out of 5 stars
05.12.2024 06:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0She looks like you just told her the Easter Bunny wasn't real.
05.12.2024 05:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Would a Mad Max Thunderdome event be too much?
05.12.2024 05:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's my experience that they are closer to 20 ft filled with eight people. But I'm no historian.
04.12.2024 06:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0How about "make mistakes and then don't repeat them"?
04.12.2024 04:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0