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blue sky

Sam, this is Die-Hardman. I'm sure you've heard of the Hokey Pokey by now. If you'd like to try it yourself, you can start by putting your right arm in and then taking your right arm out. Be warned though, if you put your right arm back in, you WILL have to shake it all about.

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no it’s like 🫸 🫷 this big

im built different

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaH!

i forgot this website exists

oh man these are GOOD

ash is 100% correct and if you need any proof go take a look at what your account auto-filters with the default bsky content moderation. i’m sorry but “rude” is such an arbitrary descriptor and auto-filtering it is wild

21 years ago Joe had a simple question

It’s my cashapp code. $FleurWizard

Hey can someone send me money so I can uber to work tomorrow? My car just broke down and I’m a half hour away from home I just need to get there to get my work clothes and then get to work tomorrow morning plz help.

Bluesky devs if you can hear me PLEASE add circles, it’s like field of dreams but instead of a baseball field it’s Twitter circles and instead of ghosts it’s my oomfs

Your stepdad coming into the kitchen and drinking your juice box after absolutely destroying your mom’s meat locker.

it IS pretty funny that there were all of those anonymous quotes from executives being like "we'll see how strong these writers are when there's no CHRISTMAS this year!!!" and then they immediately lost $500 million and caved before October

john kramer will sometimes flick an image on the screen about where the victim is supposed to look for their key and it will look like this

Doctor Worm playing his drums and getting into it, singing "Good Morning, how are you?" while we watch him twirl the stick

The drawing is old but Doctor Worm is timeless. The greatest song ever written.
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Ayla the cavewoman from Chrono Trigger saying to a girl character, “You strong, too! Ayla like strong person! Man, woman, both like!”

You wanna talk bicons, she better be on your list

lee harvey oswald: *in the book depository* this is for what you did to that bay full of innocent pigs

one of the many scenes from The Bear where the main character is shouting. i think this is the scene where he's yelling the word "caulk" over and over again. caulk.

If you just fuckin listen I'm - I'm explaining how to post alright. You gotta be horny - not too horny don't get really horny, just regular horny. You gotta fuckin post replies. All day. Every day just reply. Be kind of horny be fuckin funny and re - no shut the fuck up I'm - I'm telling you just r-

what if you cum and it makes you barf

can i tweet about wanting to kill myself on here without getting suspended

caaaall me a safe bet i’m betting i’m not

hollowing out a CRT TV and sucking dick thru it

testing testing. is this thing on