Yoshi (winning) 🔒

they should invent a pain that feels insignificant at the time.

not junk real

Yea man. Most injections don’t kill you

heroin is like a less than lethal injection. morphine. well anything really brother. most injections.

It’s not too late to declare Silly Hat Summer.

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I love this lmao

Google longs to be close to you

cancer provides perspective 🙏

article doesn’t mention the rape fantasies

yeah dude i don't fw kevin like that anymore. none of us do, actually. not since he got zapped to death

That one friend we make drink strychnine and then attack in a group very much physically

Describe that what boxed-cake to me, lad.

Gross words used often!

All I ask for!

great use of gross words here

hey what’s up man. are you wired, wired for the cro-ossing over later? haha. ya sure. ok see you..sigh

dude. that’s insensitive you know she has a problem……your aunt sally

Please “BEER” My Dear Aunt Sally

how many good things have we conceded to Reddit…

oh hey happy birthday!!!!!!!!

Edgar ganborzoi worm on string

silly billy-ness

Shivering on the bus a Good Samaritan may sometimes ask if I’m cold to which I have to say “watch battery” which is then correctly interpreted as “i just swallowed a watch battery.”

they should make a pain that relents

transfixed, transfigured) lol so uhhyour mouth is open. and you’re gonna let the flies in!!!!

i was recently appointed poet laureate by this admin. They said it was a good sign that I couldn’t pronounce it. but this I understand..🙏

i’m

on a date getting very tipsy making a napkin crane which I then put onto my lap and very very occasionally feed spoonfuls of ice water that make it look like I pissed myself for like 2 hours straight