Alphashados

Absolutely unbelievable ad in the community theater playbill.

A dresser with six shelves, each with a word on them. The words are “Unity”, “May”, “Three”, “Tilapia”, “Butterfly”, and “Proverbs”

Walking into the thrift store and immediately having my MK Ultra programming activated by this dresser

a simple spell against fascists

you trace a circle on your palm to envision strength, elegance, the universe, and emptiness

close your fingers tight around it to embrace the things you love

rapidly accelerate the tightly closed hand towards the face of the fascist bothering you

Around the opened fire
straight up roarsting them

And by “them” haha well…
let’s justr say. My chesnits

Come on down to our all you can eat holiday seafood buffet, where we're shrimply crabbing a wonderful fishmas time

SIMPLY HAVING A

Saxophone inventor: each button plays a different note

Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp

More like System of a Can't Sit Down.

Lmao. Gottem.

I'm sorry, did you want a CHAIR?? Fake fan. - Ticketmaster, apparently

The Greeks absolutely had it right when they included a chorus in their plays. They knew audiences are dumbasses who need to be told “THIS MAN IS BAD. HE IS HERE AS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT *NOT* TO DO. WOE TO THE BUMPTIOUS FOOL WHO WOULD IDOLIZE HIM. YOU ARE NOT, NOR DO YOU WANT TO BE, ALEX DELARGE”