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Not this month, but I did September for my birthday!! Chicagos show was stellar 💛

If he keeps this shit up I’m gonna stop using my Renner App

IT YOUUUUU

I’m going back to work today after calling off yesterday and I really just don’t wanna go bro. I just wanna rest but unfortunately I live in a capitalist hellscape so I can’t afford to rest.

Sick dreams are always so fucking weird

As polls begin to close, remember: If you're in line to vote, STAY IN LINE.

If you are in line at closing time, you have the right to vote.

Well I have strep throat

I love not being able to tell if I’m genuinely sick or if my tonsils are on some fuck shit

WISH MY BOSS WOULD POST THE SCHEDULE

I think if someone is listening to their phone/computer/etc out loud in public, you should legally be allowed to give them one swift chop to the throat.

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AI can NEVER recreate art like this

⚠️ 🍀 ‼️ATTENTION ‼️💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN 🎃🕸HOES 😚💅ITS TIME TO GET 👻 SPOOKY SPOOKY👻☠️YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬IN YOUR 👉PUSSY 😽AND 🙅DONT 🙅 ♂️FORGET 😩🙌TO SUCK SOME 💏DRACULA 💉DICK 🍆💦 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑 COSTUMES AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪👀👅💦BEGGING FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍

I used to LOVE HIM

For me, it was this ET doll my parents had. They put it in my toy box and at night, I swear the finger glowed.

Very very true, I’ve mostly been waiting to see my family first for Christmas so they can’t judge or talk me out of it

And what if I just shave the sides of my head? What then?

THIS IS THE EMPLOYMENT JELLY Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

The Trump administration is also refusing to use the SNAP contingency reserves, set aside for this exact purpose.

Okay so here’s the thing

Saying “I’m not racist” as a white person just misses the point.

Being white means benefiting from systems built on racism, regardless of your beliefs or intentions.

And the goal isn’t to deny that, it’s to stay aware of it and DO something about it.

REAL

How does Pinterest see you?

[Actor / tattoo / nails / outfit]

If I find out he’s a stinky man I will not be surprised but I will be sad

I am mostly joking here but like damn, he’s so fine

Update his name is Joe Anderson and he’s only 43 🤪

Rewatching twilight on yt and realizing that one of the vampires is played by the same man that plays max in Across the Universe and Jesus Christ this man is so fine. I wonder how he looks now

If you were at TwitchCon and experienced or witnessed harassment, especially from IRL streamers, I'd like to speak with you for a story.

Please signal boost.

President began demolishing the East Wing of the WH to build there his $200M+ ballroom.

East Wing was built in 1942 during the presidency of FDR. It was constructed to cover the bunker that he used during WWII and the President's Emergency Operations Center.

If you use an AI summary for a whimsical paragraph of a message I send you, we are not friends. And you have betrayed me.

No bc you’re absolutely correct

And if I also hit my partner plus goal, Kat will play the game for me and Ashley live and give us her reactions to our silly little boyfriend sim