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Used Car Salesprincess

@susamong.bsky.social

Mx. Universe runner up ‘93. Votes yellow no matter what fellow DNI: -ppl who lack media literacy & normalize problematic tropes/ships -car in front of me on the on-ramp merging onto the freeway going 40 -pharmacists who won’t give me the good stuff

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Latest posts by susamong.bsky.social on Bluesky

what could you POSSIBLY fucking know about rollin down in the deep

25.11.2025 02:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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been getting into tf2

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your favorite media is bread and circuses. You debase yourself and all people by consuming it

23.11.2025 22:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

smoking the shit that made Demons Run. Smoking the shit that made a good man go to war

01.04.2025 09:36 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Click and Clack the Tappet brothers. like from the radio

22.11.2025 12:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i’m AGNOSTIC 😡 😡 😡

22.11.2025 12:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you know Car Talk right? you must

22.11.2025 12:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

*Car Talk voice* Don’t drive like my OC!

22.11.2025 12:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

*getting a few things mixed up* ain't no rule says white men can't play basketball

22.11.2025 07:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need you to scab, kitten. Cross the picket line for mommy ❤️

22.11.2025 07:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

noooooo Don dont do it that's my good friend Rule of Law

21.11.2025 23:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my bum bum! it's been taken!

21.11.2025 08:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
MissFaves drawing of Balalaika from Black Lagoon. an older art piece but i touched it up quite a bit and added more elements because she was looking pretty flat. i mean the ART was looking flat. she was NOT.

MissFaves drawing of Balalaika from Black Lagoon. an older art piece but i touched it up quite a bit and added more elements because she was looking pretty flat. i mean the ART was looking flat. she was NOT.

balalaika - black lagoon

19.11.2025 20:00 — 👍 1593    🔁 420    💬 20    📌 5

tbf if i was a mobster i would definitely shoot a poster that said RULE OF LAW and nothing else on it

18.11.2025 20:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

tbf if i was a mob boss and i found a book called RULE of LAW i would also stab it

18.11.2025 15:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(at a pitch meeting) it’s called Flirt, and it’s the energy drink that you can FUCK

17.11.2025 21:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman who looks like this could probably ruin my life with no resistance if she wanted to

17.11.2025 16:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

and so one more day in the endless procession of days passes by the ol' Experiment 🇺🇸

17.11.2025 09:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

gen z is trying to cancel Claudia Sheinbaum

17.11.2025 06:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

growing up is realizing that the chimney in Santa Baby is a metaphor for penis

16.11.2025 22:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yeah, Hobbes. think before you speak

16.11.2025 10:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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ok but i love that they’re calling it The Barn because there’s a barn somewhere near it. new bullshit developments are always getting named after the leftovers of an economy that no longer exists

16.11.2025 10:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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and so passes another day in the ol’ Experiment 🇺🇸

16.11.2025 09:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

until i joined this app i had no idea lib political cartoonists were still on the long tie thing

16.11.2025 06:43 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hate Heinz Simply ketchup. give me the complicated one

13.11.2025 21:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wait so donald trump is a milkshake duck??? fuck, this one hurts

13.11.2025 03:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

californians be like: california is the fourth largest economy in the world

13.11.2025 03:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A finished illustration featuring bg3’s Karlach and my tav, Nimue Silverhorn. Nimue is sitting on Karlach’s lap, looking back so surprised at some catching them kissing. Karlach has her eyes closed because she’s been kissed silly by Nimue and is lost in the sauce. They are at camp, in the Underdark region.

A finished illustration featuring bg3’s Karlach and my tav, Nimue Silverhorn. Nimue is sitting on Karlach’s lap, looking back so surprised at some catching them kissing. Karlach has her eyes closed because she’s been kissed silly by Nimue and is lost in the sauce. They are at camp, in the Underdark region.

Kissed silly ❤️‍🔥💜

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