Ramb

ah, hello there luv, my names ramb, pleasure to make your acquaintance. my days been pretty well so far, what about yours? (And i wasnt ignoring you, luv, im just not always online)

Luv? is something wrong? I dont believe i’ve said anything to upset you… apologies if i have.

Indeed you were luv, indeed you were

Oh luv, you know im a power strip, not a wall socket, dont you?

the handsome devil i was talking about in this post, luv. bsky.app/profile/ramb...

y’know how it goes luv, tending the bar, chatting with the customers… maybe getting a bit too friendly with some of them… being forced to listen to conspiracy theory’s for an hour before getting in bed… the standard stuff, really luv.

well cheers to that luv! Its nice to hear things are going well for ya, innit?

nothing at all, luv?

Last drinks, anyone?

This old extension cord has many stories to tell… but thats neither here nor there, now is it luv? Cheers to you and your new catch!

Well, sound’s like he’ll be in for quite the surprise… im sure he wont mind, luv, if my experiences are anything to go off of…

I’ll toast to your honor once im off shift, its not very often one has a chance with the big man himself...

I think i’ve helped quite enough luv… cheers!

Oh luv, i knew you could do it… wouldn’t be wise to waste this opportunity, innit?

Oh luv, if i could i would… not much i can do about it now though… besides, doing something Kris would be against is antithetical to my purpose, innit?

I wont confirm thats true… but i wont deny it either, luv~

Oh luv, word travels fast y’know…

*drapes a blanket over her and gets a piping hot kettle of tea ready for when she wakes up* there you go, luv…

Luv, luv, please calm down for a second… its alright, whats wrong luv?

Aww, luv, wouldn’t be weird at all, i promise.

Well, i suppose i cant argue with that… still, does sound like your making assumptions, innit?

Really, luv, you need to be a little more adventurous…

Oh, mike’s a fine gentleman, im sure he wouldent be adverse either…

Indeed, luv, indeed…

What made you think i was agreeing with you, luv?

…luv? Maybe its a good idea to to… go somewhere else for a while.

Glad you enjoy luv, glad you enjoy…

Of course luv, coming right up~ *pours out a piping hot cup of tea*

I figured it would be… anything i can get you to drink, luv?

Oh, of course luv! From what i’ve heard they’ve been here since the beginning…