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Theophrastus Carolus Pendragon

@theophrastus.bsky.social

he/they, thirty-something goth gay boy. I like mysteries. my dream is to explore an old mansion. CW: anything I write will probably be somewhat morbid.

26 Followers  |  37 Following  |  77 Posts  |  Joined: 09.11.2023  |  1.9373

Latest posts by theophrastus.bsky.social on Bluesky

people calling Brickadia a "Minecraftlike" are completely missing the point. Brickadia is a spiritual successor made by the same development team after the Torque game it was based on had its community taken over by Nazis. Brickadia is a Marble It Up!–like.

13.12.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

somehow, there are two well-known philanthropists named William Henry G.

07.11.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't choose the woke life. the woke life chose me.

06.11.2025 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(jocular) protip for trans people who think HRT isn't doing enough: split an alter who's trans the other way. I'm legitimately dysphoric right now over how fem my hands look.

06.11.2025 06:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

maybe the causal arrow goes the other way. it's more common for alters with different ages to be in the back, since that's stigmatized.

06.11.2025 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@blwglyd.bsky.social hey bro, you'd like this.

06.11.2025 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

get this: the host of a system *is* one of the alters.

06.11.2025 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

dang, we were actually curious to see the full set of ages.

06.11.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

in case anyone's wondering, yes, ectoplasm is just my pussy juice.

20.03.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fvsbkhsfk?????

27.10.2024 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why do humans sweat? why can't I just be a cold, dry, pale arrangement of desiccated flesh?

17.06.2024 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

... hey, you don't have to tell the entirety of BlueSky that I like having a pussy ...

17.06.2024 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you've been reading Frankenstein?

03.05.2024 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's @capricefrenata.bsky.social.

24.04.2024 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you know the autistic "what do I get to eat" dilemma? imagine that, but you just popped into existence last November and have no idea what you like, and everything on the menu looks good.

09.04.2024 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I clearly said I was a nerd, brother. I'm not sure what you're trying to point out.

09.04.2024 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

okay, I'm a nerd, but I'm actually curious: what would happen if only one of a pair of conjoined twins became a citizen of a foreign country, renounced their original citizenship, and then the other's visa expired? would they have to keep flying back and forth on visits for eternity?

06.04.2024 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Pendragon's ghost amoeba is named after Theophrastus Pendragon, who passed away on November 6, 2023 of amoeba infection. The resulting mature amoeba continued to identify themself as Theophrastus Pendragon and has spearheaded a research program for their species.

30.03.2024 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is simultaneously sentient, sapient, and capable of peacefully interacting with humans, though most specimens are shy. Close contact is nevertheless not recommended, as the reproductive mechanism of Pendragon's ghost amoeba is still unknown.

30.03.2024 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A mature specimen of Pendragon's ghost amoeba does not have a pulse or breathing (receiving oxygen via unknown means), but it still consumes sustenance through the host's digestive system. It generally appears pale and gaunt, though it is usually able to keep its host's body from rotting entirely.

30.03.2024 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For the first day or two of maturity, the amoeba usually presents with great confusion, thinking it is a dead human. It is believed that some degree of memory is preserved by the replication of brain structure, so it takes the amoeba some time to fully comprehend that it is a separate organism.

30.03.2024 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

After a further 24-48 hours, the amoeba reaches full maturity. At this point it begins to manipulate the dead tissue with electrical signals, harnessing the duplicated brain structures for computational power. Sapience is quickly achieved, and the amoeba uses the host's vocal structures to speak.

30.03.2024 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

After the host dies, the amoeba detects the lack of brain function and begins to fully mature. The exact mechanics of the maturation are unknown, but the amoeba continues to spread its flagella, mimicking the structures present in the human brain and body.

30.03.2024 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Some patients have been known to have bizarre, dissociative dreams prior to their deaths from the amoeba. This is thought to be indicative of amoeba activity within the brain, as the infection begins to spread flagella throughout the host's gray matter.

30.03.2024 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Once the infection has shown symptoms, there is currently no cure; the prognosis is inevitable death within 48-72 hours. Strangely, during this time, the brain releases large amounts of serotonin; it is believed that this is a mechanism the ghost ameoba evolved to preserve its host's mental state.

30.03.2024 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

An infection by Pendragon's ghost amoeba initially presents as an upper respiratory infection with fever. Pneumonia is common. Neurological symptoms (muscle twitches) also develop.

30.03.2024 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pendragon's ghost amoeba is a recently discovered species of amoeboflagellate capable of infecting humans and some other vertebrates. Technically speaking, it is not a true amoeba, and its mature form more closely resembles a fungus.

30.03.2024 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pendragon's ghost amoeba (cw: terminal disease, death, body horror, dead bodies, mental possession)

30.03.2024 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

someone would have to run a survey, but it feels like that should be the rule and not the exception. people are so internally complex that I have a hard time imagining identifying as an existing person/character without acknowledging that there are ways you're different.

18.03.2024 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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