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You should be proud of yourself, Lilith. Youโ€™ve come a long way and done many wonderful things, and the world would be better off if there were more people like you.
Keep on keeping on, girk.

09.08.2025 05:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

get her

06.08.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The outside world is natureโ€™s anti-depressant. Praise the sun!

06.08.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thanks lol

03.08.2025 04:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

woah-.. (๏ฟฃโˆ‡๏ฟฃ)

seriously though what happened

02.08.2025 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m not on bsky 24/7 what happened

02.08.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thatโ€™s a good idea. What kind of phone do you have?

29.07.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks

18.07.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What is this from?

18.07.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

holy shit please donโ€™t kill me iโ€™m too young

11.07.2025 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Found this old Star Wars shirt of mine starring racially inaccurate Poe Dameron

10.07.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait whatโ€™s going on I think I missed some of the drama

08.07.2025 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How does this fit into Death Stranding 2, Hideo?

08.07.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is hotter than lingerie change my mind

26.06.2025 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh thatโ€™s nice, happy for you ๐Ÿ™ƒ

25.06.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What has you feeling this way? I mustโ€™ve missed something

25.06.2025 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TNG is so good my god

19.06.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yeah she can piss him the fuck off

19.06.2025 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Panel 1

Gwen was sitting in her bed with her phone when her brothers come in. This doesn't bother her.

Junior: Mom and Dad are fighting. Can we stay in here?

Gwen: Sure.

Panel 2

Gwen's youngest brother speak up. He wants to watch a cartoon they used to watch when they were younger. Gwen doesn't dislike it, but she's surprised he'd want to watch something so cute and wholesome.

Tanner: Can we watch the dog cartoon?

Gwen: Really? It's so cutesy.

Panel 3

The sound of arguing comes through the door. The siblings all jump slightly. This isn't new but it's still not pleasant.

Dad: YOU'RE BEING A-

Mom: STOP YELLING YOU FAT-

Dad: I'M NOT YELLING!

Panel 4

Gwen brings her brothers onto her bed. She thinks all three of them could probably use a good cutesy cartoon.

Gwen: Which episode?

Tanner: The space one.

Panel 1 Gwen was sitting in her bed with her phone when her brothers come in. This doesn't bother her. Junior: Mom and Dad are fighting. Can we stay in here? Gwen: Sure. Panel 2 Gwen's youngest brother speak up. He wants to watch a cartoon they used to watch when they were younger. Gwen doesn't dislike it, but she's surprised he'd want to watch something so cute and wholesome. Tanner: Can we watch the dog cartoon? Gwen: Really? It's so cutesy. Panel 3 The sound of arguing comes through the door. The siblings all jump slightly. This isn't new but it's still not pleasant. Dad: YOU'RE BEING A- Mom: STOP YELLING YOU FAT- Dad: I'M NOT YELLING! Panel 4 Gwen brings her brothers onto her bed. She thinks all three of them could probably use a good cutesy cartoon. Gwen: Which episode? Tanner: The space one.

Escape - Gator Days

18.06.2025 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5848    ๐Ÿ” 551    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

โ€œAccording to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flys anyway.

Because bees donโ€™t care what humans think is impossible.โ€

17.06.2025 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What song is this?

12.06.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People are drawn to quality video games and pretty developers

07.06.2025 03:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unironically peak gaming.

06.06.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Suyu 2

05.06.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you still drunk?

05.06.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My only headcanon for anything is that the word baboon is a slur in the Donkey Kong universe. I only say that because it makes this scene from the tv show really funny

04.06.2025 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#YIAYsaid not that funny, figured Iโ€™d give it a shot anyway

02.06.2025 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hellooooooooooo

26.05.2025 04:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very Half-life, I like it.

24.05.2025 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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