Piddles the Puppy

You know i'd try to come up with a come back, but you know that isn't my strong suit.

Well... I lost a bet so i guess my name is now Piddles the Puppy.

Mmmm my mama has already told me she plans on bottle feeding me and i already know it will have the same results.

Alternatively brat a little bit and when told to retrieve. You go point at the object instead.

Pft forget domesticated you arent even house broken.

Feral pup

Hickies again?

Girls🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

Important PSA:

High puppy is a happy puppy

I need belly rubs

Oh gosh thats too cute

Its so cute. Looks like the same one as cookies so the sisters are matching now.

I feel called out

“The only thing you top are PLUSHIES!!”

“YEAH, well at least i TOP SOMETHING”

Well you arent alone my tiktok fyp is full of clicker training videos too.

Same

It's starting to be a bit repetitive, but here's the full story of Puppy HRT!
Gonna pin this on my profile so you can find it more easily!
Will update as the story goes on

Begging and pleading to be let out of diapers to go number 2 hushed by a pacifier in the mouth 😵‍💫

Fill your seat. Squat and push.

If you’re asking an adult to use the bathroom, you aren’t one. Big kid time is over.

I mean both reasons are valid.

Don't let a motherfucker steal your joy.

Watch cartoons, build LEGO kits, get your friends together and play board games, coo at your pets and call them your precious stinky babies, blow off dandelion fluff, whatever sparks joy. Cringe is dead, be free.

Bababawa

Got a couple tattoos yesterday. Gonna get the draggy colored later ran out of time at the appointment.

There is too much power being applied here... 😅

Filled lately with the urge to take a pup and "house train" them into a diaper pup

Checking their diaper and finding it wet and giving them effusive praise and head pats

Telling them "sit" in front of the bathroom door and making them stay there on their haunches until they can't hold it anymore

Im sure its coming. Just a little encouragement and a good push and you will fold.

Im sure the little whimpers and whines you make when you are needy are equally as cute.

Date idea: clicker training and everytime you complete a task/satisfy your partner with a naughty command, you get a weed treat as you slowly go dummy puppy brained like the obedient mutt you are

If being puppy so bad then why is woof woof awuff awoooo rrrrruffff so good?

Such an obedient little mutt.
As a good little puppy should be.