Dr. GuringO'Blivion

Finally saw GDT's Pinocchio and primary takeaway is that I'm happy Mark Gustafson got to bookend his life's work in stop-motion by animating the Sphinx.

more a demon than a man!

Enjoying Columbo, an endlessly rewatchable series. Falk's sly timing raises the level of every scene, as in "Blueprint for Murder," where he questions the arrogant architect, drops an incriminating fact, then reaches in his coat pocket and asks, "Ya want half a candy bar?"

"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!

While I wasn't paying attention, Tumblr discovered MIKEY & NICKY.

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.

PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.

DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

I would like to remake MONEY PLANE

lmao

the family guy death pose is the american version of yamcha's death pose

Mary Jane, Flash Thompson and another ma look up with concern. MJ’s hands are clasped together as if praying or in shock. Behind them Harry Osborn stands behind a tree smiling. Close up on Harry. He is grinning with a mad look in his eyes. Ha Ha Yes Sicko vibes Flash: AFTER ALL, HE'S GOT ALL OF US ROOTING FOR HIM, DOESN'T HE? Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #127

YouTube video by Westbound70 Emperor of the North

The stars at night, I put 'em there!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=f6K5...

Considering the number of times I accidentally click on some app's useless A.I. feature that was grafted on sometime in the last 6 months, I'm assuming a lot of publicly reported engagement is inflated.

Is Ahab, Ahab? Is it I, God, or who, that lifts this arm?

It's important to remember that transphobia is not only unpopular politically but is also an incredibly annoying character trait that poisons someone's brain into thinking saying weird shit about kids to other moms is Praxis, and if they leave that means you Won Praxis

Hercules will fight like a POWER RANGERS villain, and Xena will be burdened by the knowledge no amount of good deeds will wash make up for the countless innocents she slaughtered.

And again, back in the day, they'd air on the same night.

I'm rewatching HERCULES/XENA by jumping back and forth from each show in order of how the episodes aired back in the day (often literally back-to-back on the same night).

And the vibe shift is hysterical. HERCULES is Christopher Reeve SUPERMAN and XENA is fucking Clint Eastwood UNFORGIVEN.

Is it because the rejection was so absolute and humiliating? He didn't have to run as an independent!

How can this motherfucker not just lose?

"I was wondering if maybe you could put directly in the newspaper that I'm mad?"

Pilot just came on to say it’s his last flight ever and he’s retiring. Come on man don’t say that to me. Don’t tell me that right now.

Algorithms be like: "Here's a bunch of shit that's fundamentally or even ethically the opposite of what you enjoy."

Abomination fighting the current Grey Hulk has Hulk in a full nelson hold, monologuing about how he misses the power and savagery of the less-intelligent but more imposing Green Hulk he used to know. Hulk reaches for a barrel of radioactive waste.

Hulk responds to Abominations "I miss (Green Hulk)" with the quip "I never miss" and body slams Abomination into the waste barrels. Abomination gets up screaming and sizzling and holding his eyes while Hulk smiles a big toothy grin.

"Toxic waste. Nastier than you. But not nastier than me. Nothing is." Abomination unambiguously melts on page. We even see a stray eyeball among the muck.

In a post-Robocop fight with Abomination, Hulk graphically melts his longtime nemesis down to ooze with radioactive waste. (Incredible Hulk #364)

succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

I read "what blur is doing to apes is frankly unacceptable" and thought Damon Albarn had taken some stance, but its just the usual story about crypto marketplaces grifting each other.

into this noiselessness came Ahab alone

Screenshot reads, "A Carnivorous ‘Death Ball’ Has Emerged from the Deep This newly-discovered species is being called the “death-ball sponge” for its appendages, which end in orbs and are covered in micro-hooks meant to capture prey."

Not now, carnivorous death ball

In the course of history, we will all be forgotten by Keke Palmer

finance guys on twitter are like "can't believe zohran hired lina khan. she wants to make it illegal to bundle memecoin futures into junk stocks and sell them to public worker pension plans. the public won't stand for it."