Remy Overkempe

BREAKING: Trump State Department To Buy $400m of Tesla Cybertrucks In DEI Procurement Process

The Tesla order appears in the State Department Procurement Forecast which was created explicitly to give disadvantaged companies a fair chance to bid.

In other words, it's an explicit DEI program. 👇
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Gefeliciteerddddd

🚨 BREAKING: Illinois Governor JB Pritzker says he’s going to rename Lake Michigan to “Lake Illinois.”

EPIC TRUMP TROLL!!! 🤣

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even spambots have given up

It will never not be depressing how many millions listen to this kind of thing and think, “He’s so smart.”

I still really love Gritty, I love that when he was unveiled, Philadelphia was like, "What the fuck", the world replied, "Yeah, what the fuck" and then Philadelphia said, "Hey, don't you talk that way about our Gritty"

The fact that the American government can't fight back against a man who was almost destroyed by Azealia Banks is crazy.

You had me at “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

What if we kissed under a 25% tariff?

I don’t want to play ‘the floor is lava,’ I’m still reeling from the first time I played, in Pompei

🚨 Beyoncé announces the ‘COWBOY CARTER’ Tour.

😂😂😂💀

YALL I JUST WOKE TF UP OMFGGGGFGG COWBOY CARTER TOUR BUT WAIT WHERE ARE THE DATES

Trump just launched a trade war against Canada over fentanyl. The US seized - wait for it - 43 pounds at the US-Canada border last year.

43 pounds.

Hamlet dragged his feet a little but you should always get a second opinion if a ghost tells you to kill someone.

Een partij met 37 van de 150 zetels (24,6% van de stemmen) moet ‘automatisch regeringsmacht’ krijgen en met één pennenstreek wetten kunnen veranderen.

75,4% stemde niet op die partij, maar da’s een detail.

Parlementaire democratie als ‘pain in the ass’; hij is er in elk geval eerlijk over.

GAGGED

Just now checking my phone!!!! Omg Beyoncé

Wall Street Journal.

I’ve got to agree with the Wall Street Journal editorial board this time.

gm

Does Beyoncé know she still has an announcement to make?

We’re living through Deconstruction. I don’t know what else to call it — it’s an assault on the New Deal, Great Society, Reconstruction, and every other rights movement I can think of.

❤️🎈👏🏾

Everyone's always like, "Justice for RENAISSANCE!1!11!!" but did we all forget "VIRGO'S GROOVE" fucking lost the Grammy Award for Best R&B Performance?!

Yup.

Kendrick Lamar’s surname is DUCKWORTH?

wait what