"I have nothing urgent..."

*(5 mins later)*

"Anyone else hear boss music?"

"AI is just a tool to—"

Nope. Block. Ain't doing that shit.

"You wouldn't fuck a dragon...

No wait, some of y'all would. Bad example."

I was under the impression most of yall would, if my DMs are anything to go by

I don’t know who needs to hear this but listening to an audio book absolutely counts as “reading” a book.

In fact, I’d argue that listening to an author read their own work aloud is an exceptionally magical and even holy experience.

I love it so much. Especially as my eyesight gets worse.

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How I felt after waking up today. 🤣

He he...derg.

Me: "It's just a smutty one-off. You don't have to put that much effort into it."

Also Me: (Proceeds to write 3 whole novels worth of lore and world-building with a bunch of suspiciously-detailed sex scenes).

"Well, shit"

"Go take your degeneracy elsewhere!" — My wife after realizing she'd uttered an accidental innuendo, and my romance author brain caught it before she did.

Feel like I'm catching ALL the strains like they're fucking Pokemon.

I swear I've got to be the unluckiest person I know when it comes to COVID. This is the 4th time I've had it!

The UwU has become sentient!

One (1) Unit of Creechur (TM)

"Peter...the horse girl is here..."

Just figured I'd make my stance clear on the subject while I'm here, but fuck AI.

I have not and will not ever use it in the writing, editing, or conceptualization of any of my creative writing projects.

Let this be the legacy advice I bestow to the world.

Context?

FROG!!! 🐸
#comics #webcomic #art

Yip!

A third space for furries—a furred space—would be great.

"You can't add cheese to a bath."

Well, not with *that* attitude!

"Im'a love fat-bottomed girls! And there's not a damn thing you can do to stop me!"

Still a better movie than Melania.

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It's good to take a break sometimes.

*Laughs in Louisianian*

Might I ask the terrible move in question?

Legit read that as "fix my kinks" and was gonna ask who was trying to shame you.

The Tintin and Haddock meme. They're at some kind of bar and the captain looks very stressed out and nervous. Haddock: "Good lord, what a year!" Tintin: "Captain, it's only February 1st."

I hate living in "interesting times".

Various drawings of black cats with yellow eyes. Don't forget to be a little weirdo today.