Connections (NYT) broke my little 90s girl heart today. 💔 Isn’t there enough suffering in the world? You gotta take my Spice Girls too?

YouTube video by What Now? with Trevor Noah The Totally Very Real White Genocide in South Africa w/ Dan Corder & Eugene Khoza - What Now Podcast

I feel like @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social needs a quote from this podcast:

"Soccer is bigger than any religion. It's bigger than any nation. It's the most practiced cultural thing on the planet."

Pairs well with the "of all the unimportant things" quote!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9hnLMgqbbM

Did any other 90s girls move straight from Babysitters Club into Gilmore Girls, and end up secretly obsessed with Connecticut?

YES! This is NOT what I want to do with my one wild and precious life. 😭

From what I understand of tomorrow’s game, Taylor Swift’s team is playing Abbott Elementary’s team.

I have nothing against Taylor, but I gotta root for Abbot!

Yep. Democrat voters hold so tightly to their principles that they’re frozen. Republicans have no principles. And here we are.

This week, I'm going to ban gum in my classroom. Then next week, I'm going to end the ban. I'll be a hero!

My school district uses Synergy for grades and attendance and all that. I can’t believe how many people log in every day without shouting “It’s Showtime, Synergy!”

I almost thought I invented that memory!

The Seattle stop just happens to be during the one week I’ll be in Seattle, and it’s already sold out? 😭 I’m devastated.