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Everyday Brotha living in SW Texas. Boldly in my Grown Ass Man Era. Distinguished Member of the Black, Bald, and Bearded Society. ๐ŸŽhead. Ralph Lauren junkie. Here for the shits, giggles, thirst traps, and intelligent conversation. ๐Ÿ“š๐ŸŽง๐Ÿ“บ โ€ฆ blah blah blah

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๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚

12.12.2025 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Powerball Jackpot Rises To $1 Billionโ€”Hereโ€™s What The Winner Could Take Home This is now the second biggest lottery prize of 2025, only behind Septemberโ€™s $1.78 billion Powerball jackpot that was split between two winners.

This is now the second biggest lottery prize of 2025, only behind Septemberโ€™s $1.78 billion Powerball jackpot that was split between two winners.

11.12.2025 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 797    ๐Ÿ” 150    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 75    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
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a man with a beard and a black shirt that says jesus on it says chef 's kiss ALT: a man with a beard and a black shirt that says jesus on it says chef 's kiss
12.12.2025 02:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard and a black shirt that says jesus on it says chef 's kiss ALT: a man with a beard and a black shirt that says jesus on it says chef 's kiss

When I say that is the luckiest pair of purple briefs Iโ€™ve ever seen๐Ÿคค

12.12.2025 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We listen and we donโ€™t judge.

11.12.2025 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A throwback.

11.12.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good morning โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ

11.12.2025 13:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good morning โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ

11.12.2025 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good morning, Bro โ€ฆ I feel seen๐Ÿฅน

11.12.2025 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Jasmine Crockett standing at a lectern on stage at the Democratic national convention

Jasmine Crockett standing at a lectern on stage at the Democratic national convention

Jasmine Crockett: โ€œDemocrats that believe the only way that you can win is by being soft & sounding like a Republican โ€” That is not true โ€”

What people are looking for are people that are tough & are going to fight for them

fight for better health care
fight for access to jobs
fight for educationโ€

10.12.2025 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9487    ๐Ÿ” 1820    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 287    ๐Ÿ“Œ 133

I bought the hydrating shampoo, hydrating conditioner, hair balm, hair oil, and reconstructive mask treatment for my beard.

11.12.2025 12:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So basically, youโ€™ve been perfect all your life. Got it.

11.12.2025 04:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a surprised look on his face is clapping his hands . ALT: a man with a surprised look on his face is clapping his hands .
11.12.2025 04:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A gorgeous man๐Ÿฅฐ

11.12.2025 04:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beautiful โค๏ธ

11.12.2025 04:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a black and white photo of a man holding a sign that says to me you are perfect ALT: a black and white photo of a man holding a sign that says to me you are perfect
11.12.2025 04:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love it!!!

11.12.2025 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post you from a different era in your life

Circa 2010. 15 years ago.

11.12.2025 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good morning โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ

10.12.2025 14:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good morning โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ

10.12.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy Captain ๐Ÿซก

10.12.2025 05:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a black shirt is smiling and making a funny face . ALT: a man in a black shirt is smiling and making a funny face .
10.12.2025 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maxine Shaw, Attorney At-Law. Ride the Maverick.

10.12.2025 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Drop a LAWYER.

Claire Olivia Hanks Huxtable.

10.12.2025 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn Hassan lol โ€ฆ a pass around party bottom ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

10.12.2025 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Show me a picture you took thatโ€™s not people or animals pleaseeeeee ๐Ÿฅน

10.12.2025 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Nope. Canโ€™t do without either of these albums. To even assume we could do without one of them is crazy work.

10.12.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weโ€™re gonna Doctor tf outta you!!!

09.12.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We listen and we donโ€™t judge.

09.12.2025 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Facts lol

09.12.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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