Ryan

Disrespectfully, Go to Hell Before I begin, a meta is my partner’s partner.

And if you can think of a healthy reason to contact a potential meta to verify a potential partner, let me know in the comments.

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A Note on Vetting Raise your hand if you play out random conversations in your head?

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Still My Son: Parenthood is Hard AF The past year has been the most transformative year of my life.

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I think people who refer to their pets as property, secretly want to, are, or would have been slave owners.

You can’t change my mind. And you hate black people.

I Freely Call People Rapist: A Rant on Why I’d Say it TF Again Now, this ain’t about a post.

If its not an enthusiastic yes, its a mufuckn no

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I Freely Call People Rapist: A Rant on Why I’d Say it TF Again Now, this ain’t about a post.

One day, I’m not gon wait til SCS to be productive.

I’ll finish the flyer for June after this.

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A brat or a Horrible submissive? That is the Question. It was another post, yall.

A brat or a horrible submissive?

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Garp got it right: A rant about how I woulda done the same shit. Picture this: Sicily, 1952.

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I Blocked You At Hello If you know me, you know my block game skrong.

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Transparency Moment:

I was supposed to write last night but, that man wanted to give my kewch a fade.

I was supposed to write at lunch but, work bestie wanted sushi.

I planned to write tonight but, Kawaī new step Deddy wanna put me in a room and slut me out.

We gon try this again, tomorrow.

Them: What’s the best way to love you? Me: Ask ya bald headed muva and gtfo my face 🗣️🗣️🗣️I AM NOT SINGLE

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Always and Forever Yall.

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Such Peasantry Acts Are Beneath Him This what I say to people who ask me what tricks Kawaī knows.

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Kawaī needa job. Somebody hire him. Nie.

Fuck Them Kids, Disrespectfully Get married.

Day 4

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Protecting the Innocent Now, I ain’t no human’s mother.

Day 3

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Pince-nez Remember when Clubhouse first got its start?

My second Substack.

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Ryan on Substack Ok Substack. I’m liking it here so far. Let’s see if this is a better platform to hold myself accountable.

Follow me. Follow me.

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I will never understand how some people can write 50-11 books a year. Do you work? Have friends? A job? Hobby? A life? Some bidness?

Before you ask, yes, I did spend my writing time this morning googling the difference between series, serial, chronicles, and saga.

No, I do not understand the difference any better than when I began this rabbit hole.

One to four? I think I can do it.

It’s 2025. Stop shaming people’s genitalia. Especially you so-called LS mufuckas.

I wish yall would take that “men are visual creatures” bullshit and shove it up your arse.

Early morning observations:

Former incarcerated individuals believe joining FetLife upon release will increase their chances of having sex with someone. You can’t change my mind on this. I wish you raggedy people will go heal.

#StopBullyingPeopleIntoActivism

Is something I shoulda thought of a long ass time ago.

When people ask to make plans with me or link up, I ask for specifics.

And then I ignore them cuz, why you ain’t lead with that?

Terrorizing white people for being mad at Beyoncé is my new favorite past time.