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Y3P!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cute.

I can concur. He's been more he1pfu1 than usua1.

I was being rhetorica1. No one 1ikes you.

Who wou1d ever wi11ing1y converse with the 1ikes of you?

You shou1d try a sharpened straight razor. No prior experience is necessary.

Interest on my parody accounts is beginning to wane significantly so apologies if I end up going MIA on them sometime soon.

It has been fun but ultimately I want to shift focus back onto personal projects I have more control over.

Tormenting your own minions? Quite despicab1e, I must say.

Who put you up there?

I cannot be1ieve my henchman has become an iPad baby.

Wonderfu1 after watching your rotten corpse sink into the murky deep of the 1ake.

Don't ta1k to this guy, Guest.

Mhm?

Go ki11 those wretched heroes then, and that pestering blue chi1d whi1e you are at it.

Not often, I'm reconsidering his emp1oyment as we speak.

What?

THE HURRICANE. IT WILL SWALLOW YOU WHOLE. I WILL CONTINOUSLY MASSACRE YOU AND KEEP YOU ALIVE ON YOUR FINAL LIMBS EVERY TIME.

YOUR DEATH WILL BE IMMACULATE. A SIGHT I WILL THOROUGHLY ENJOY WATCHING. I HOPE NEXT TIME YOU TRY KILLING YOURSELF YOU GO THROUGH WITH IT.

Do your homework, you're much too i11iterate for someone of your age.

Death isn't pain1ess, consider that the next time you throw your 1ife away.

Get the show on the road.

Don't you have a gun to go p1ay with?

I'm not the one stuck in that pathetic rea1m. I do not know why you think I am.

Your attempts to 1ive vicarious1y through these 'a1ternative' versions of yourse1f on1y further proves how power1ess and weak you tru1y are. There is on1y one rea1 you here.

There is not an 'every version' of me. I am the so1e version of myse1f. Another universe is not who I am.

I thought you would stop projecting your 1ittle 1x fantasies onto me? Hm?

You don't.

HA! HAHAHA. You don't have even the s1ightest c1ue.

Because you lack the capacity to be anything e1se.