Ben Strangler

I bet donald trump is shitting himself tonight. I mean, he shits himself every night, but tonight it's funnier.

There better be pyrotechnics at my funeral else imma haunt and smite all you motherfuckers

So was hitler a comically inept fascist? Or just trump?

Headed to DC to hang up some kennywood arrow signs that just say 'pedo' and lead to the white house.

viChyBS

Today is the 60th anniversary of The Sound Of Music and the 5th anniversary of me watching Inglorious Bastards with my kids and telling them its the Sound of Music

#soundofmusic
#killnazis

Ha!

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South Side sushi bar evacuated, man hospitalized, after chemical scare An automated sushi bar in the South Side Works appears to be open after two cleaning chemicals were mixed, potentially exposing more than a dozen people to chlorine gas, Pittsburgh police said. The ma...

Im pretty sure those cute drinks robots have become sentient and this is the beginning of the war against the machines.

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I just want AI to tell me when fascists are coming to my neighborhood and shut off my video when I start making jerk off hand motions on work calls

While the global economy crashes remember all the hardworking, kind folks out there running businesses. I'm inspired by their tenacity and determination to go it alone. Please, when you do spend money, shop local, independent, & kindhearted first.Love yinz.
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Somewhere in-between This is the part no one prepares you for: the aftermath, the waiting, the quiet work of keeping someone alive.

Hene wrote a couple really touching pieces about his beloved dogs' recovery. I know everyone is watching the economy crash but if you can toss a few bones his way it will help offset the cost of surgery.
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gofund.me/435a7a7d

ABC News: "An unthinkable breach of national security."

CBS News: "An unthinkable breach of national security."

MSNBC: "An unthinkable breach of national security."

CNN: "An unthinkable breach of national security."

Fox News: "A squirrel! On waterskiis?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!"

I almost wore my penn state polo yesterday then remembered this article and they it on the bottom of my closet with disgust and said 'fuck you penn state'
#pennstatebehrentld
#pennstategreaterallegheny

I only took a couple classes at greater allegheny but it helped me get my penn state degree.

What the fuck

Everyone accusing Elmo of dragging his kid around as a human shield didn't zoom in on the photos kid is wearing a batman utility belt loaded with narcan for when daddy ODs

Engage your hometown Facebook group.

Cable news deserves to die. All of it. Politics should be boring. Not sports. That's what ruined this country. We should either be falling asleep in front of cspan or in a dive bar halfway between Cleveland and Pittsburgh punching a Browns fan in the face.

Women all want to date skaters suddenly it's 15 years of marriage later and they're asking questions like 'ew did you lose a toenail on the bathroom floor'

@republicans you're going after the wrong Cheney. Give the old Google a quick 'war crimes' search

I'm from the Mon Valley, a place generally regarded as 'tough' but I'd rather walk into a rival towns dive bar alone on a Friday night than be in a Starbucks with a bunch of Dance Moms before a competition
#dancemoms
#monvalley
#pittsburgh

I dont care the nationality of the robber barons making steel in the mon valley as long as they stop pollution violations and maintain or increase employment levels.

I am OK with Drew Barrymore going back on the air if she exclusively interviews writers and other tv and film industry workers directly impacted by corporate greed

#DrewBarrymoreShow
#wgastrike

Angry at 44. Not 16. Derp.

Me punk rock angry and 16: I HATE HIPPIES
Me old corporate and angry at 16: Team let's take a 15 minute break, maybe go outside and do some yoga