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Cancel culture is when girls do it. When boys do it then it’s just daddy getting people into line.

simply having a wonderful breakfastime

it's friday baby

making it rain singles on the ducks in the park

look man we all think it but you're not supposed to say it

They've still got it!

Stevie was trash-talking Lindsay as recently as nine months ago

tweet screenshot: “Fantastic Four skins are coming to Fortnite It is one of the most wanted collabs ever via HYPEX”

fantastic foreskins

nyt headline: Zohran Mamdani And Karl Marx Were In The Closet Making Babies And I Saw One Of The Babies And The Baby Looked At Me

okay yeah they’ve automated the Antichrist

if a bowling ball had a mouth what sound do you think it would make when you put your fingers in

screenshot from amazon prime of a flesh colored arm with fist for $53.66 and a t-shirt launching gun for $699

hello sharks,

send me $800 please

I almost can't believe that Elon Musk's AI called for the extermination of the Jewish people yesterday, and today not a single Congressional Democrat announced they were leaving his media network.

A party that often claims to act against antisemitism didn't do jack shit about straight up Nazism.

Gillibrand and Jeffries and Schumer are not as concerned about what Grok said as they are by what Mamdani did not say.

The public as a whole is going to turn on these freaks, I genuinely believe this

you know when you eat a big meal and r really full and then you drink some water and then you burp and the water you just drank comes right back out?

Kamen Rider 555 / Takukiba ...(finally finished it)

also havent shared this here yet

I agonized over this one going back and forth between "it's" and "it was" but I think I landed on the right choice

Oh, I forgot about "Much different than COVID-19" that one killed me too.

The "bong" one is really made by the final "bonged" serving as a verb instead of onomatopoeia.

A lot of great ones. "France - City of love" "alive dinosaur" "tears drooling down" "dance of lust and love" "San Luís, Missouri" "book about werewolves" "bong" "mushed the dogs" "My parents' house" "like a plane to a tower" and the last two AI-parody ones are all all-timers for me.

Omg!!!! Guess who's a finalist!!!!

I submitted a few times years ago, hadn't tried it in quite a while. Really happy I decided to give it a whack this year!

Check out the contest, it has some real gems. The first finalist listed, right before mine, might be my favorite.

2025 Lyttle Lytton Contest winners
adamcadre.ac/lyttle/2025....

Under communism it will just be called Miller Life

Here’s brand new Mephiles art! As seen in Sonic JP’s official Birthday Livestream.

…can he eat without a mouth?

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