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@sluggonorth.bsky.social

Ghoster-Strudel COYS. Jets. Bad music. Worse takes.

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In. Have been terrorizing a Wolves league on invitation of a mate for years, all whilst avoiding any scum in my lineup.

08.08.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hello new Spurs heads. I mostly talk Spurs on this here platform but fancied a break as transfer windows stress me out. In the meantime, some tunes:

Day 1 - A song by your favourite punk band.

They’re not always punk but they’re always the best. youtu.be/3pTIUQIFZk4?...

05.08.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought I was the only one!

01.08.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In 1816, the United States built a fort to protect itself from invasion by Canada. There was only one small problem: due to a surveying error, it was built in Canada. It was later known as "Fort Blunder".

24.07.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 236    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

Fishmans never get enough love.

19.07.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still have time to have it ready for Champions League match day 1.

16.07.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Logo of the weirdo band Ween.

Logo of the weirdo band Ween.

Spurs x Ween collab. Cockerel standing on the head, it designs itself.

16.07.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social

But I’m unable to message proof for some reason. I should specify, I have the proof to provide but am unable to message for some reason.

16.07.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi Mark. I’ve tipped my delivery driver!

16.07.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. And we’re happy to have you.

11.07.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My brain is clearly struggling with the concept of depth.

10.07.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Surely we find substantial minutes for Deki?

10.07.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Cheers!

07.07.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Might you consider sharing the answer to put some of us out of our misery?

07.07.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
07.07.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey Murat I know the timing of the Development Camp with free agency opening made keeping an eye on both difficult, but might we expect any development camp report of sorts?

04.07.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Loved him on the Wheat Kings.

02.07.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

-You don't play crazy golf; it has gone ahead of you, removed the humorous obstacles, placed the ball in each hole, giving you a perfect score.
-You don't worry about lunch; it has made a sandwich, eaten it for you, muttered 'mmm, that was great'.
-You don't go to see your sister; it has killed her.

01.07.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 180    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 0

Perfect. Appreciate it.

29.06.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bless you. Thanks.

29.06.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

John (apologies if this was a fever dream) I have a vague recollection of you recommending a DAW that was mostly free on the other app?

29.06.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice

28.06.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants

27.06.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMr. Ndombele, any comments on your teammates literally pushing you to hurry to the touchline?”

27.06.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jets fans have been burned so many times, the pessimism is understandable, but I’m also not sure it’s as hopeless as so many assume.

26.06.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I intend to maintain blind naive hope.

26.06.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Member of parliament holding the bald Vance meme

Member of parliament holding the bald Vance meme

THEY PRINTED IT OUT IN IRISH PARLIAMENT LOLOLILKGFSSRJFSRJH

26.06.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

I am not interested in reason or sensibility at this time of season.

25.06.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

JosΓ©: Is it Bomba or Peters?

KBP: It’s Bomba-Peters

JosΓ©: It’s too long, your name too long for me.

25.06.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

KWP’s insta post + Dom’s 🀍🀍 comment?

25.06.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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