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@steveolson.bsky.social

Humble ad guy. potato influencer. whiskey & cephalopod obsessed. expat minnesotan. Novice wine drinker and bonsai... uh... keeper? Sportsball: Vikings, Tottenham, Bath Rugby.

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Hate to be this guy on here, but as much as I love your GenAI memes illustrating how bad and dumb GenAI is, not sure the drowning polar bears can tell whether it was satire or not.

08.08.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just a good reminder that we are so very, very lucky Trump is just dumb, cruel and corrupt.

If he were SMART, cruel and corrupt he'd be Putin.

08.08.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Appeals Court Ends Judge Boasbergโ€™s Contempt Inquiry of Trump Officials

In which judges, in a 2-1 partisan-line decision rule that we can't investigate the Trump DOJ for criminally disregarding a lawful court order.

Yet another example of the constitutional crisis we're already facing. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/08/u...

08.08.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i need to run for mayor of New Orleans...

08.08.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Goddamn it, the hackers are preying on my desire to befriend the robots so they don't murder me when they inevitably rise up.

You just can't win.

08.08.2025 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Critical reminder. These people's superpower is shamelessness. They're not that bright, or good at things.

08.08.2025 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was told these gentlemen were very passionate about protecting womenโ€™s sports.

08.08.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 238    ๐Ÿ” 46    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

their black change kit a couple years back was sick.

08.08.2025 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cars, coffee and clothing are poised to get pricier with new tariffs The Trump administrationโ€™s latest tariffs are expected to drive up prices for U.S. consumers, with costs rising for everyday items such as groceries and clothes.

President Trump's tariffs are expected to cost households an average of $2,400 per year, according to the Budget Lab at Yale University.

They estimate food prices could rise more than 3 percent and car prices could rise 12 percent.

08.08.2025 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 226    ๐Ÿ” 119    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

โ€œsentientโ€ is generousโ€ฆ

08.08.2025 05:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

as others have mentioned the president of the united states has unprecedented access to classified and high level intelligence reports and yet he spends all of his fuckin day watching TV

08.08.2025 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2651    ๐Ÿ” 351    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Honestly, respect to my man to never selling out and groveling for mercy. He held the line as long as he could and didnโ€™t mince words doing it. May we all prove as worthy should we be tested.

07.08.2025 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 711    ๐Ÿ” 122    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Year-to-date violent crime in DC is down 26% over 2024, property crime is down 5% from last year. (data: mpdc.dc.gov/dailycrime)

But sure, let's blow what's left of the federal budget (non-ICE division) on feds patrolling the streets.

08.08.2025 01:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

but it sucks so much. like, all i see are my friends responding to troll bait posts and like, Derek Guy, who obviously rules. but still.

08.08.2025 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the ironies of Musk's Twitter crushing - as well as the death of new media like BuzzFeed - is that there is basically no ecosystem any more for nonsense woke overreaction to stuff. Which means the right now has to invent it to react against

07.08.2025 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 285    ๐Ÿ” 63    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

every time I think we have reached peak stupidest timeline...

07.08.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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COYS !

07.08.2025 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It does, but after reading it seems to have been a pretty long running and not super large scale thing? Also kind of amusing they don't need to bother stealing the guns because America.

07.08.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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holy shit

07.08.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This seriously happened to me years ago.

(the dog chewing up my passport thing)

07.08.2025 04:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The student newspaper.
This fell. To the student. Newspaper.

07.08.2025 02:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9439    ๐Ÿ” 2492    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 100

This is 18th century European aristocracy shit.

06.08.2025 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 726    ๐Ÿ” 188    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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The Ridiculously Interesting World of American Accents Culture Study Podcast ยท Episode

Just listened to a fascinating ep of @annehelen.bsky.social's "Culture Study" podcast on accents and their position at the intersection of race, class, colonialism etc with @mixedlinguist.bsky.social. Can not recommend it (and them) highly enough. open.spotify.com/episode/1pZX...

06.08.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œOne thing I donโ€™t understand about Putin getting 88% of the vote is: okay, why donโ€™t you just persuade the voters to vote for you?โ€

06.08.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 207    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hahahahahahahahahaha

06.08.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WAIT WHY ARE THEY JUMPING OUT OF A BOX TRUCK LIKE A BUNCH OF NEO NAZIS LOOKING FOR A FIGHT?!

Oh. right.

06.08.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone has probably made this point already, but guessing the reliance on these infantilizing technology is somewhat driven by Gen Z and Alpha's parents' managing their entire childhoods with no effort from them required?

*Sighs in Juvenile Gen X*

06.08.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kinsley gaffe

06.08.2025 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Entities must adhere to the following solicitation criteria. If an entity is the subject of repeated donor complaints about excessive or aggressive solicitations, the entity will be investigated and subject to appropriate corrective action:

    Entities must not misrepresent themselves as being another entity or use the name or likeness of any candidate, elected official, or organization in a manner that implies endorsement, affiliation, or authorization without documented written permission of that candidate, elected official, or organization
    Entities must not misrepresent that donations will directly benefit specific individuals
    All text and email fundraising solicitations must include the full name of the entity or established organizational acronym. Other abbreviations are not acceptable.
    Fundraising solicitations must make clear whether the donation is going to an organization or a candidate. 
    All contribution forms must include branding that contains the entityโ€™s logo or name, and the form link must not be misleading.
        If the entity is a PAC, contribution forms must make it clear that the donation is going to a PAC.
    All text and email fundraising solicitations may not include false or unsubstantiated claims, including references to fake voting records, insinuate expiration of non-existent memberships or subscriptions, or promote unverified matching programs.
        If an entity advertises a matching program for contributions made through ActBlue, the entity must be able to provide documentation to ActBlue of such a program, upon request.

Entities must adhere to the following solicitation criteria. If an entity is the subject of repeated donor complaints about excessive or aggressive solicitations, the entity will be investigated and subject to appropriate corrective action: Entities must not misrepresent themselves as being another entity or use the name or likeness of any candidate, elected official, or organization in a manner that implies endorsement, affiliation, or authorization without documented written permission of that candidate, elected official, or organization Entities must not misrepresent that donations will directly benefit specific individuals All text and email fundraising solicitations must include the full name of the entity or established organizational acronym. Other abbreviations are not acceptable. Fundraising solicitations must make clear whether the donation is going to an organization or a candidate. All contribution forms must include branding that contains the entityโ€™s logo or name, and the form link must not be misleading. If the entity is a PAC, contribution forms must make it clear that the donation is going to a PAC. All text and email fundraising solicitations may not include false or unsubstantiated claims, including references to fake voting records, insinuate expiration of non-existent memberships or subscriptions, or promote unverified matching programs. If an entity advertises a matching program for contributions made through ActBlue, the entity must be able to provide documentation to ActBlue of such a program, upon request.

This policy update from ActBlue seems like a positive step away from fundraising scams:

help.actblue.com/hc/en-us/art...

06.08.2025 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

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