Hal 10000

The hell ws that Dunkin commercial?

It's hilarious that Fox News treats these things as deeply scandalous, in between segments where a bunch of adults are sitting around saying stuff like, well, you know, fourteen-year-olds *are* pretty sexy these days ...

Amber Glenn, a queer Texan who started ice skating at the stonebriar mall in frisco at age 5, who plays magic the gathering, is an olympic gold medalist

One of these days, people will look back on these sports betting ads like we do on the ads for patent medicines featuring cocaine.

So far, this is reminding me of the Pats-Rams Super Bowl, another time the patriots sucked all the joy out of the sport.

That commercial was a horror.

The Party of Free Speech strikes again.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

You know, just because a DB touched the ball, it doesn’t mean it was “almost intercepted”.

These people want to put AI in charge of nuclear weapons.

Mike Macdonald is throwing a bajillion types of pressures at New England right now. Very challenging for the OL to communicate everything that’s coming their way.

It’s hot dog guy memes all the way down.

My keys to winning the Super Bowl:

-score some points
-preferably more than the other team

Re: athletes showing “insufficient patriotism”. Tommie Smith and John Carlos were flayed for this display (and Peter Norman was vilified for .. not sure). Decades later, everyone admitted they had a point and apologized.

The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children

It’s bizarre. None of this is happening in a vacuum but they want to pretend it is.

Curiosity.

This is complete, self-serving fiction. The Trump-Epstein friendship didn't end over raping young girls. That is *why* it existed in the first place. It ended over, more predictably, money. Donald outbid Epstein on property Epstein had told Donald he was interested in. Epstein never forgave Trump.

I hate this. I hate gerrymandering no matter who does it. But the D's have to fight fire with fire until we get a national agreement to knock this shit off.

So I did the "give ChatGPT a photo and let it come up with a caricature thing" and ... well ...

Sal 11000 spent the night at home last night and Astrodawg One was the happiest pup on the face of the Earth.

maybe we gave Charlie Kirk too much credit for being the brains behind the milk money from far right reactionaries business model, Erica ain't missed a beat for a second

I sometimes imagine what it would be like if other businesses were run like healthcare.

"How much to change my oil?"
"$1700."
"I have a discount card."
"OK, then $30."

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Well ... at least it's within an order of magnitude."

Very Curtains for Zoosha energy here.

This would not just improve the movie; it would make the plot much more sensible.

Battlefield Earth but with the Psychlos replaced by Pigs. In. Spaaaaaace.

Only MAGA would feel the need to bring food to fucking ITALY.

Trump negotiators don’t approach Russia-Ukraine talks as “if we can get Russia to stop attacking, then there will be peace.” They approach it as “if we can get Ukraine to surrender, then we can make a lot of money.”

Of all the planes not to be stricken down by a divine bolt of lightning ...