Paul Axel

Agreed. There's a law of diminishing returns when it comes to gerrymandering - the more districts you try to control, the thinner your margins become.

Caddyshack II. Also, Mortal Kombat Annihilation.

Not quite. I mean, yes. But this particular instance is a long-standing city tradition.

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But still, yes. And Kristi Noem can take a long walk off a short pier.

A photo of actor Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa.

Genuinely loved this man's work.

But...fatality. RIP.

Just leaning into Mandate of Heaven shit now.

Release the MRI results.

If you freeze it now, you won't have enough time on Wednesday to thaw it. Keep it wrapped, put a pan under it, and put it in the back of the lowest shelf on your fridge!

10/10. No notes.

The fecundity of Shub-Niggurath!
The patience of Hagarg Ryonis!
The creativity of Azathoth!
The grace of Zo-Kalar!
The vision of Aiueb Gnshal!
The ferocity of Mh'ithrha!

Extrapolating from incomplete data, there exists an Ariana Pequeña.

She is 5'10", can't sing a note, but is built like an NFL linebacker and can throw you into next week.

No disagreement there.

The move here is to put the emails back under lock and key. They can't be released as long as they are part of an open investigation.

So, uh, they'd better hurry up and get them all out to the public.

God willing, there will be a legal reckoning for this on the scale of Nuremburg.

But I doubt it.

At this point, I'm starting to assume that Mike Johnson is also somewhere in these emails.

Yeah. Durbin was at the No Kings rally in October, up on the stage with a bunch of other politicians. Didn't speak (though I can't say whether or not he was asked), but...you know. Optics.

That's pretty much who he is at this point. Always looking for the good optics, but when the chips are down...

Ok, let me put my civics teacher cap on.

Last night was a cloture vote in order to bring H.R. 5371 to the floor for a full vote.

There's still one more vote to be made, to approve H.R. 5371.

While I'm not hopeful, you should be leaning on your senators as hard as you can right now.

Voting seems to have stalled out right now at 56-40. Is there a point where the clock runs out?

Now write that 100 times. And have it done by sunrise, or I'll cut your balls off.

Mamdani is going to impose Shambala Law. All New Yorkers must work towards inner peace and wisdom.

The revolution will not be toasted.

Someone make me that shirt.

To be fair, the prosecutor's argument was sub-standard.

ah, perhaps instead of pumping millions into endless factional infighting Dem donors could invest in making local Dem organizations genuine civic spaces that can reach people during and between elections

A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.

🤌

Change one letter, ruin a candy

Sharties

Every time I think I'm getting ahead in my comic career...huge setback.

A small black leather booklet embossed with the emblem of the Amalgamated Meat Cutters and Butcher Workmen of North America

The interior of a booklet, with stamps showing union dues payments for 1959 and 1960.

My grandpa-in-law just passed at 95. At his shiva, we have his union books on display. They contain his membership card, as well as stamps denoting his dues payments. Very cool pieces of Labor history!

Nah, totally Ohio rizz.

Wanna kill this "6-7" shit?

Use it. Respond to all their questions with it.

Either they will stop using it because you made it uncool, or you frustrated them to tears.