@intelgaming.bsky.social
Oh that sound in the background? No it's not sandpaper, it's my ghost writer working on my autobiography
life is good
05.05.2025 23:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
guess who got the bluey light projector pillow pet
05.05.2025 23:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Shipped my plants at the all of garden.
Relax, it's called GARDENINg humor
When the tariffs hit your autistic special interest 🫠
01.05.2025 07:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yo mama so early, the WORM got HER. I'm so sorry, there was nothing we could do to stop it.
01.05.2025 07:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rumors of my death are exaggerated. I simply went on a Nubbys Number Factory binge these past few weeks.
21.04.2025 00:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0guys the frogs in the cute little glass boxes at the zoo are NOT free to take apperently now I need 30k in bail
31.03.2025 22:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My stupid dumb ugly mom keeps grounding me but she doesn't know i always got bed cheese 😏
21.03.2025 01:56 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Me: I wish there was someplace I could smoke weed and eat my mcnuggies without my mom yelling at me to get a job
fishing aisle at local big box retailer that used to be a Sears: hey
Not enough imodium on earth to help me deal with ur shit
18.03.2025 23:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0a guy in a mario costume in Times Square told me u can smoke nicotine with ZERO health issues if u pinch ur nose when u take a drag
18.03.2025 23:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What do you mean the femboy impregnator didn't work? Keep trying until it gives results !
18.03.2025 11:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the joker but all he does is sneak into the batcave and shakes all of Bruce's soda cans and no matter what convoluted trap Bruce sets, joker always looneytoons his way around it
13.03.2025 01:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0making multiple accounts on various sites to hijack different content algorithm groups
05.03.2025 22:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fortnite Foreclosure
01.03.2025 20:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fortnite Fenderbender ugh....
01.03.2025 20:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why do they make batteries look so chewable
22.02.2025 17:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The ghost that haunts my house keeps throwing my toothbrush into the toilet when I sleep
21.02.2025 10:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How was i supposed to know wearing a coffee filter as a hat is punishable by 7 days in jail
19.02.2025 00:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Society really messed up when we decided oversized gangster SpongeBob tshirts weren't cool
12.02.2025 11:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Feel like as a society we should appreciate USB more
11.02.2025 22:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@intelgaming.bsky.social I messaged Librarian yesterday and he confirmed that he did have a Bluesky, and also posted this: x.com/NorthernIion... . Since your squatting account @northerniionlp.bsky.social has more followers at this point maybe you could advertise it from there?
06.02.2025 05:23 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Thank you for the heads up. Making the changes
06.02.2025 13:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
look at this #bug what do i name him
05.02.2025 03:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't need to drink water i need to eat drywall
05.02.2025 02:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No no, it's true. Angry Birds really was a psyop
05.02.2025 02:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As a kid I was sent home from a classmates birthday party because I refused to drink anything unless it was in a bowl placed on the floor and all the other kids ignored the birthday girl to play kitty cat with me.
31.01.2025 04:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't meet your heroes. ESPECIALLY if ur hero is a super hero because that means ur in real deep shit
28.01.2025 17:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You want someone who can come up with solutions on the Fly? Wrong. You want me. Born on the shit pile, gearing up for a summit while your Fly is still a maggot wriggling in yesterday's trash bag.
24.01.2025 06:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This one ghost in my house keeps messing with me when I'm asleep by blowing air into my ears so my dreams are interrupted by hurricanes
24.01.2025 06:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
