Clare

being a loser is fun, but it's way more fun when a girl is bullying me for it

i have to break up with my robot gf because they discontinued her charger :/

much like a precious vase, i also fall to pieces if you hit me with a bat

Please someone upload me to a platform with less issues next time

Feels like that a lot lately

Someone recommended making lists of stuff that are weighing you down lately and I’ve gotta say it’s helping a lot
What do I do with 3 pages of bulleted list now

Just secretly bought my girlfriend steam games without permission
Remember kids: it’s always better to ask forgiveness than permission

I’m a top tier navigator, ma’am

Steam sales are *going* to kill me

I’m on board captain o7

Girls it’s 15° out
I’m not built for this weather
Gonna freeze my tits off

You know what I'm really good at?

Being second.
Being the assistant.
Being support.
Being backstage.

This is where I thrive. I wonder how many of y'all are the same...

Comment here if you're an expert backup, a number one number two. Let's celebrate us.

#SpreadLove

Absolutely not I pulled that price out of my ass

not beating the princess-not-a-knight allegations when i spend the whole ride home from longsword pouting because i chipped a nail during a bout

Why would the thing they want you to pay $347 for be easy?

If you guys don’t listen to Fwango I highly recommend
Never Sleep is a vibe

I’m literally Venom Snake
Currently fighting (making drinks) in Afghanistan (the bar) and fighting off Cipher (the customers)

Gonna try to bully my partner into watching Frieren or streaming something for me later
Got them to say yes to hangout but now I have to plan ;-;

Why must counters be so low and I be so high
Drenched in pumpkin sauce ;-;

Also if it needs to be said don’t delete your account
I’d miss you too much, dork 💛

Have you ever thought about shutting the fuck up about it?
(On a serious note I wholeheartedly agree)
(People are wild everywhere lately)
(Whatever happened to generosity and kindness?)

No like on the inside

Unrelated news I’ve got a really weird bruise in the back of my throat
It’s like 2 distinct circles
Odd

If I hear pumpkin chai one more time I’m gonna Kurt Cobain myself

wagging my FUCKING tail

I just took a 12 hour nap after drinking a monster hell yeah

I know some girls that disagree

Could change that

She gives me updates constantly I’m just clingy