Wolfe Van Mural

M: Are we to become enslaved and brutalized in a free country ?

G: if you’re lucky

L: anyone have a pebble to gnaw or a lavender satchel

Hey guys let’s just pretend he’s dead again that was funsies

you’ve some nerve telling me I can do better when I gave you my best

Small dog with white and tan markings making a smile that looks as if saying You’re wearing that to the Armageddon

so..
you’re wearing that for the armageddon?

The sex needs a jump to recipe button

A grey and white cat with a perplexed look on its face

Me when anyone talks while I’m wearing my ear pods

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

Seems like there are better places to keep proof than in pudding.

Doom scroll this bitch

Dysfunctional families.... the gift that keeps on giving.

I don’t build walls love I build labyrinths

My stripper name would be Frightens the Horses.

me: I want to have cum gutters like Jeebus.

personal trainer: I think we should see other people.

my brain meat has gone off anyone wanna trade?

I'm not scared I'll end up in an asylum after a breakdown. I'm scared someone will record it on their phone and I'll end up on a GIF.

i frequently open the internet, get distracted by one of my open tabs and forget what i was going to search for so no, your honor, i cannot repeat my statement

as prophesied, jesus descends from the heavens dripped out in a pair of jnco’s

ok maybe just push-start my heart

This year god is going to “spice up” fall by making leaves extremely heavy and very sharp

Forget *everything* you thought you knew about the 2004 Nissan Sentra

So much to do, so little intention of doing any of it . . . going to take a nap soon.

When I cross items off a list, it’s because I’ve decided not to do them

Autocorrect automatically adds imaginary when I type "friend."

Alexa, did they ever find out what was eating that Gilbert Grape fella

Wow, it really feels like fall. The season, sure but also of democracy as well.

I've really got to stop buying these generic brands. Somehow, this Hamburger Enabler just doesn't taste quite the same.

[making another hole in my belt]

You are beautiful, no matter what they saaay

welcome to pair-o-dice city we’re glad you could make it
here’s your pair-o-dice

At this point my retirement plan is spontaneous combustion.

I can’t believe the government is lying to us.