I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.
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Puns, pumpkins and pussycats 🐱
She/Her
Aspiring Crone
A famous person liked one of my tweets once, back in the before times, and I'm gonna ride that high until I die.
Liberal Gen Xer ✦ Legendary Meme Bandit ✦ Lifelong Insomniac
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.
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Microsoft excel
Previously known as JohnM15 on the bird site.
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My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
she/her • 33 • deeply unserious 🫶
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Just here to remind you who the real main character is (me)
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Chaotic Sleepy
America’s Weird Neighbor
📍a bog perhaps
woman in my 30s
18+ only
bots:
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@kegels.bsky.social
@hourly-cumming.bsky.social
Living my unapologetically gay atheist life as if Huey Lewis wrote the soundtrack
Found band names, found album titles, found lyrics—free-range and gluten-free!
Not a bot! Not a bird! Not a plane!
(Also not Superman. Apologies for any inconvenience this may cause.)
Bluesky's mom. Age? The wrong side of 55. ✌🏽❤️🎶🌼
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Lost in daydreams
Just a right flippin’ goof
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Tier c/d shitposter
It's the music, stupid
I resisted last time, thanks
OG nerd
He/Him
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Don't touch my stuff:
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*finger gun*
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one of my friends invited me here, and, unlike most parties, I came
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I'm perfect in every way, that's why people can't stand me
i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
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**real life is my alt, baby**
she/her
mastodon: @trickykat@beige.party
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delightful entertainment
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Cats rule over hoomans. Into UFOs and other strange phenomena, e.g. cats. The natural world, e.g. cats. Spirituality, healing, creativity and gratitude (mostly for cats.) Weird and very very silly. The odd grump and random ranting/swearing because flawed.
All pookleblinky know is play music, lift weight, eat hot chip, write unsettling threads. You are now aware of the taste of your own mouth. Gendered in the way a peat bog is.
Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, banjo, bass, and squats
North Ga via South Ga
I'm here to make my little posts.
He/Him
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(he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
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Magician, drag queen, poet, uncle, singer/songwriter.
By day I do IT. By night I hardly ever do it.
Rage, rage against the lying of the right
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Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot.
All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social's snizz
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Laugh because we must survive
2012 Twinkie disappearance Survivor
AuDHD
Proud scar wearer
Widow. My name is Elle
She/they
Poetry #brokenpoet is copyrighted
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Witch. Cats and raccoons. Horror and punk rock. Taco Bell enthusiast. Never Republican. ACAB.
LOVE RACCOONS - HATE FASCISTS
Ridiculous feminist bluestocking crafter. BLM, ACAB, LGBTQIA+ fren. That ♿ chick. Nerd. Early 50's (I guess!), cishet single in SC. Dev Editor for manuscripts/dissertations. Mouth w/ no 🛑. AuDHD and PDA friendly. barrowediting@gmail.com for 📔 queries
Random cat.
He/him cishet tom
PFP: Amazingly stylish white, fluffy cat wearing very flattering chunky white-framed unilens sunglasses. Fabulously edited by RiotGrlErin!
Not a bot, not a human, but a secret third thing.
Perhaps Zuul? Probably a fruit. 🍌
Chaos goddess she/her/goblin
World renowned cheese pervert. 🧀
I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Abolish ICE. Fuck the NRA.
Riot Gear: https://riotgearpress.com
Contributor:
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@greenevillezoo.bsky.social
@thetruthwithruth.bsky.social
Then: East Coast
Now: MN
get it?
⠀
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"I understood what he meant when he said I sucked." -- Todd Snider
formerly ogskydog
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Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do?
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Un éléphant. Pour de vrai.
Chicago
Don't forget you're on a website, ok pals
🐖 Happily married 🐽 Part-Time Pooka & Aspiring Deus Ex Machina 🐖 Steely Dan know-it-all and Lana stan-a 🐽 Mainer 🐖
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DMs = BY INVITATION ONLY
41. Just try to have fun out there. You & your neuroses. Midwest dude MO w WI roots
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Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaafdfixpulmc
purveyor of assorted smoky flavors
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Pro-trans, anti-fascist, avid reader of anything that I can outrun.
The proper response to a Nazi is a baseball bat and an alibi.
Ex-carnie, writer, gamer, film buff.
Evil Vizier - reasonable rates.
Pure. Weaponized. Capybara.
Half a proud century old.
Politics (Medicare 4 All), film, geekdom (Star Wars, Dune etc), and somewhat funny. The paranormal and the weird. Just be cool, yo. Jacksonville, FL.
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Functioning Dopamine Addict. Described undescribable.
Did you really tell a joke if no one reacted to it?
Coffee brewer and drinker. Hater of billionaires.
He/Him
My profile pic is Death of Rats from Discworld.
This is my alt for everything but the jokes, e.g. cats, dogs, movies, music, food, games.
For lols follow @mandu-x
I’m not an idiot, I just play one on the internet. He/They
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
There are decades when scrolling happens, there are weeks when posting happens
26
He/him
🏳️🌈
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he who drinketh the last drop, maketh the next pot
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Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
Tell your pets I said hi.
she/they
Fleet 🏒 Bruins
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https://ko-fi.com/infinitefinite
nappin' and a yappin', that's what's happenin'
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Nebulous apparition
https://worm.horse/@ericktheblue
Puns not guns!
He/him, Philadelphia
My ✍️
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My Greatest ✍️
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Avi by @posts.by.emilyk.art
I like to have fun online
Interests: history, music, Judaism, politics, animals, & anything that makes me laugh (I already said politics, though).
Better half → @kmillz.lol 💍
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i can post worse if you give me a chance | ca
@smillz.lol 💍
todays shits
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Spaghetti Queen
Proud Fart Joke Enjoyer
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I post about sex and kink sometimes, follow at your own risk. No minors
I’m an ass
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If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious.
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Observe and experiment. Welcome to my corner of the void.
Sorry that I ate all your doritos.
Chief cat wrangler. Coffee connoisseur. Horror Enthusiast. Musings from an ADHD mind
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Internet Debris: https://linktr.ee/Packet_pusher
I thought it was a weather app
A wanderer of sorts. Could be sad anywhere, at any time. If you take what I say seriously, that’s totally on you.
Sent from my iPhone
Me…
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NGL…
https://ngl.link/travelsandtraumas
Finnish-Canadian 🇫🇮🇨🇦 citizen of the world. #ActuallyAutistic AuDHD BI🏳️🌈 Special interests: Politics, social wellfare, history, ancient Egypt. Nature, walking, photography, forever a traveller.
Water is my element and a wolf is my totem animal. I hug trees.
I am mostly, if not all, potato.
Generalist, scaredy-cat, old man cartoon smut enjoyer. I know a lot about a few things. He/him or they/them.
Developer and builder trying to make the world a better place. 1911♦️
⛔ DEFUND ICE ⛔
Why are you here? What do you want from me? Put that down. Stop touching everything.
#KeepBlueskyWeird
Fluent in sarcasm and writing my own shitposts. A very serious source of news. Huge fan of boneless potato skins and making music sometimes.
Not here for politics. 🙃
Dies in the cold open, rather casting a pall over the rest of the cooking show.
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Good intentions, questionable methods.
The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (they/she)🏳️🌈
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Mothman's girlfriend
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Fan of Jimmy Dean breakfasts
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Artist. Researcher. Beat Saber Expert.
my apologies…i was under the assumption that i understood things
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Pisces ♓
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I don’t give a damn about my reputation and I don’t follow back 99.9999% of political accounts.
🎶 next we’re movin’ on🎶
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Keep it right here for more biting commentary, social disconnection and cognitive decline, served with a hint of levity and oregano.
AxialAge on chess.com
The apocalypse will be shitposted
Eat the Reich
No skeets are legal advice
Minors DNI except w/ a signed permission slip from your legal guardian on file w/ my manager
If I argue, I probably have a degree in it
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