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cat in jail cartoon w text "mr beast has locked me in prison if i survive for 20-35 years I'll be released. i need a lawyer"

mr beast let me goooooo

Talk to me about how chronic pain has affected your politics and political life.

“CEO slayer Luigi” implies the existence of a second, older & more experienced CEO-slaying brother.

They actually do build some statues of some critics

the year is 2025. I'm on the surgery table, starting to feel the anesthesia. The surgeon sings quietly. "we built this kitty on cock and balls". it's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard

It’s funny because it’s true

I’m back on bluesky ! Here is a painting I finished while I was away :) #art #painting

A painting I finished💜 inspired by a photograph by Courtney Wilson #art #painting

“The Flowers Are Blooming In Antarctica” 18x24in acrylic on canvas

It feels like we are in the dark ages of humidifier design

“grimes isn’t really a fascist she’s just extremely stupid”

???

Like do y’all think most fascists are smart? Why do you think these people think all their problems are caused by the existence of oppressed people? Bc they’re intelligent???

Grimes is dumb AND a Nazi

Finished my painting

Snickerdoodle sounds like a homophobic slur they made up for the Riverdale universe

Riverdale really popped off when they gave them all superpowers and introduced angels and demons. Great season of TV

Painted today

love watching Gordon Ramsay yell at horrible business owners and their spoiled ass kids

What the fuck

I know everyone hates that Luke Combs covered Fast Car but you have to give him a little credit bc adding lap steel really is like the only thing you could do to that song to make it better. Like the lap steel almost cancels out the fact that it’s not Tracy Chapman singing

Actually the Starbucks pumpkin spice syrup does contain real pumpkin purée. I agree that most other “pumpkin spice” things don’t tho

I agree

I have beef with Elon Musk

Just found out I have the same sun, moon, and rising placements as Cardi B

Grimes becoming a neo Nazi actually was on my 2023 bingo card

Grammygate is my Roman Empire

I don’t even think there is a red coat of paint cuz she’s like insanely anti communist but yeah she is a reactionary

Everyone has that one Facebook friend that only interacts with you if they can purposefully misinterpret what you’re saying so that they can justify their belief that you’re evil

Not understanding why artists like the Beatles and Taylor Swift are so popular and successful is not a flex

I can be a little shady as a treat