Moss

Guy who thinks the Tik Tok ban is about yik yak

(Sending an obviously ai generated Drake spread eagle with too many fingers on each hand and his legs facing the wrong way) he ain’t got one song where he need to do all that 😂😂☠️

My 19 year old coworker who hates me: can you cover me on Valentine’s Day or not

Me: bet!!!!

Me: I’ll take “querious Q’s” for 300, Alex.

Trebek: That is, a quizzical duck’s quaint quote

Me (eyes bulging as 5g waves defragment my brain): did the simpsons predicted milhouse

If I met someone who liked R.E.M. but didn’t like guided by voices I’d be like that’s ok I respect your opinion—but if I met the inverse I would get so mad that I would go insane

A generic rom com setup with the jarring addition of sleepy Austin powers explaining that he used his horse’s toothpaste that morning (I guess the implication is that it contains ketamine?)

Another plot beat with an unprompted mention of the toothpaste dilemma

ChatGPT tip: task it with the creation of an original movie script. then ask it to add the character “sedate Austin powers”

It actually takes a bit of skill to steal candy from a baby. Babies are basically human car alarms

I’m never calling them skeets or whatever. Twitter isn’t even called that anymore, the word tweet is up for grabs

If I was stranded on a desert island and could only bring one thing, I would probably bring my Items

its funny when a menu tells me the price of something is "market price". thanks for nothing, idiot

On the Character Select screen, move your cursor to Moe. Then press X, Y, X, Up, Down. You should hear an effeminate "Doh!" indicating that Gay Homer is now playable.

taking tiger mountain by accident

I’m p sure Tim of Australia made it? But I am certainly an evangelist

Malazan!

[int. The Hidden Castle]

Forgotten King Aldric: Perhaps you’re right, my son. Perhaps our line will yet reap that which we’ve sown...

*rotates his orb languorously*

Vanderpump Rules…hmm. By what right? Over whom?

JEN SHAH IS MAKING A STAGE PLAY REAL HOUSEWIVES ABOUT THE PRISON SHE’S CURRENTLY IMPRISONED IN?!!? AND NO ONE TOLD ME????

Learning some Lore

Isekai of a Mormon mommy blogger turned 13th century warlord

Apples by Scheana Marie & The 27s (A.G. Cook Remix)

Jg thirlwell music sounds like if fraggle rock was made by devils

Hit ur estus goddamn

Congrats!!! 🥳🎉🍾

Imagining genderbent Mario. She would be Maria. Luigi would be Luigette. Yoshi would be Yoshiana. Bowser? Bowsina. Peach could be Richard or some shit

Intrigued by the possibility of a Huddle House

It’s an impossibly niche market so I wouldn’t even have to be that good at it

Probably making mischief and/or money. Rigged bets, piracy, smuggling, ecoterrorism, and pranks all come to mind. Or just to chill down there

I’d like to think I could do great things with any from the middle vertical row

Nardwuar, expectantly: it’s the quotations of…..🤓🎤

Just realized that if Nardwuar ever interviews Steve aoki there is 100% a little red book coming Steve’s way