sunny with a chance of bones

the fifa peace prize trophy with zombie-like hands holding up a crumbling earth

in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company

someone should invent some sort of T-shaped stand that we can put the ball on

if anybody needs me, ill be in my goon cave. *unlocks 1997 toyota camry, gets in, and starts crying*

Yeonmi Park on a podcast, speaking into a microphone.

in america if you don’t mourn the 21st century hitler youth program director you get fired from your job

the way this emoji is kinda el condor pasa 🦸🏻‍♀️

all your idols were shitstarters, and here you are. haven't gotten started on shit.

they were roommates

like yea she's probably full of shit but its important to know that if this was a true story, it's likely because this man has experienced complex and unfathomable trauma that we can't even begin to imagine.

autocannibalism is probably the rarest of psychotic symptoms, and it even more rarely reaches a severity of this magnitude. the few documented cases at this level have occurred in people who are incarcerated, suicidally depressed, or on drugs. it is usually a one-time occurrence per person.

whatcha reading? im currently working on Honor Killing by David E Stannard

if there’s anything i know at this point in my life it’s that it is a gift to have trans people in your life, and it is a privilege many many cis people do not fucking deserve

what if instead of having emotions I was horse at theme park having fun

im a level 10 cocksucker, but im thinking about respeccing and multiclassing into a service top build

at the end of the day music opinions dont matter to me bc i listen to awful music that everyone hates but i will stand up against white women mediocrity

ethel cain blows that chipmunk out of the water any fucking day, give me a fucking break

im not gonna be mean on op but calling the Tide detergent of singer songwriters a "genius" was so funny to me. that woman cannot write a song that doesn't sound like anything but a funeral march please be fr. she has her niche and she fits it well but she's not the talent ppl say she is

Mary Kolache Esq, Attorney Bizarre, takes on the case of a client who does not exist yet has nonetheless been framed for a crime she didn't commit.

It's "Make a Terrible Comic Day," and cousin, I sure tried

aesthetically i do not care for the tulip. but historically? holy shit. the tulip is so fucking interesting

at least toby keith is dead this time

Alex says "why can't I allow myself to take my severe mental problems seriously?" She holds her head and and laments "I am so suicidally depressed." She then puts on Groucho glasses, smokes a cigar and jocularly quips "I am so suicidally depressed."

if he uses spotify, red flag

dog bong

perhaps. what about it

oramge

*waking up covered in fry sauce* awwwww did i miss snarkie loving on me again

‘White’ is not an ethnic group it’s basically a political ideology so it can’t be genocided anyway.

put on your red shoes and dance the blues

found family but it's evil and bad

everything that happened to them was so fucked up

tegan and sara is just the beatles but for lesbians and also significantly better in every possible way