Candice

You're living the dream sweet lady. Doing a better job than me! I'm too fatigued for the dream. LIVE LIFE HARD! ♥️

I have nothing more to add.

I have tickets for Day6! It was a disaster. I thought i wasn't going. But people were trying to buy tickets in the Mastercard pre sale without a Mastercard, and the fabulous Ellora persisted... and voila! I'm going VIP to Sydney, and B reserve with E and Ricky for Melbourne.
Stoked!

My favourite Korean rock band, Day6 are coming in April and I can't wait to get my ticket but I'm also terrified. Buying tickets is so stressful QQ

Yes, isn't it lovely?

You know, I really love it when a cat is using the litter tray, and their tail gets this little hyperactive wiggle going.

Brings me joy.

Kia Ora! Kei te pēhea koe?

It's worth it for We Rate Dogs though

Gonna be here more now that Facie is too far down the drain.

Custard is best served with more custard.

Madness

I was not ready for this

Does anyone like fruit cake or steamed puddings with dried fruit in it?
Anyone? Under 80?
I don't know of anyone who does. I use it as a way to detect liars and/or fey.

Cooking shows are always 'salt brings out the flavour'. I'm like, salt brings out the flavour of salt.

Hello Pixiesticks! Comfy?

"That's what I'm saying," is said every time hey listener interjects something.
IS IT? IS IT REALLY??

It's been 20 minutes. I didn't bring headphones. I always bring headphones, but not today.
Does being irritating on public transport justify a killin'?

Oh, apparently, Duck would never eat pineapple on a pizza, except in a Hawaiian

I'm not sure if the other person can say much other than making affirmation noises.

It is not interesting.

Another train ride, another commuter giving me the itrits. Older lady talking non stop into her phone about her trip to Noosa, warning the other person about the excessive pizza prices at some establishment. She has a photographic memory for prices and what was served at every single place she ate.

Crazy bogan yelling outside Melbourne Central. Cannot understand a single word other than fuck and its derivatives. Means I understand about 90% of the words he is using, yet I have no idea what he is yelling about.

Hi kids. Here I am!