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@parajess.bsky.social

Be there in five! (hyperbolically). ⚾️

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Marinersssssss

08.10.2025 01:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BIG DUMPER

08.10.2025 01:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Miguel Rojas won’t start tomorrow due to matchup reasons. He did tweak his left hamstring yesterday diving into third base on defense, but Rojas said it’s feeling better today. He’s going through his usual routine.

08.10.2025 00:21 — 👍 12    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Shohei Ohtani in NLDS G1: 23 swings & misses induced
Blake Snell in G2: 23

The Dodgers are the first team to have 22 or more swings and misses from their starting pitchers in consecutive games within a postseason under pitch tracking (2008)

h/t the wizard @jasonbernard.bsky.social

07.10.2025 06:07 — 👍 31    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1
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When Stephen Miller hijacks the Major League Baseball social media account

06.10.2025 20:21 — 👍 4460    🔁 672    💬 57    📌 22

4/13 Wins to go. Onward!

07.10.2025 02:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

11 appearances
8 innings
12 hits
11 runs (9 earned)
8 walks
7 strikeouts
1-4, 1 blown save
10.13 ERA
since Treinen's hat nonsense.

07.10.2025 01:48 — 👍 369    🔁 78    💬 14    📌 14

One way to get Roberts to stop doing dumb shit with Treinen would be to stop rostering him

07.10.2025 01:32 — 👍 36    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 1

Cannot believe that shit. They won and I'm fucking so pissed.

07.10.2025 01:22 — 👍 100    🔁 4    💬 6    📌 0

You go Sheehan, and if he gets in trouble, it's Roki. That simple. You lose with that, you lose, but this veteran give Treinen a chance shit has to end. What the FUCK.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

07.10.2025 01:21 — 👍 178    🔁 15    💬 15    📌 5

don't let treinen on the plane. he'll figure something out and get back when he gets back

07.10.2025 01:17 — 👍 225    🔁 24    💬 11    📌 3

My god Dave don’t you EVER pull that shit again

07.10.2025 01:19 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

They shouldn’t have won game 1, they didn’t deserve to win game 2, god damn it what a pick though

07.10.2025 01:18 — 👍 18    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

THANK YOU ROKI AND FREDDIE 😭

07.10.2025 01:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ROKI PLEASE

07.10.2025 01:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

FUCK YEAH.

07.10.2025 01:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I get going to an actual reliever here. Doc’s gonna have to trust them at some point. And this was a pretty soft landing for Treinen. He was a bit unfortunate (especially on that Castellanos swing), but man, I’m not sure you can use him in any kind of leverage situation anymore. He’s broken.

07.10.2025 01:06 — 👍 27    🔁 1    💬 9    📌 0

This is 100% on Roberts.

07.10.2025 01:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

NOBODY COULD HAVE POSSIBLY SEEN THIS COMING

07.10.2025 01:01 — 👍 22    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

fucking Dave, man.

07.10.2025 01:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Welp.

07.10.2025 01:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh geeze…

07.10.2025 00:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Blaque…please. 3 quick outs, I beg.

07.10.2025 00:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Put some RESPECT on Emmet Sheehan’s name!

07.10.2025 00:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do not like…stop it

07.10.2025 00:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bullshit.

07.10.2025 00:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s safe but doubt it’s overturned

07.10.2025 00:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nice job, Kid

07.10.2025 00:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

FINALLY! Shohei!!!!

07.10.2025 00:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have no idea how they decided "Will Smith can catch, but only half the game", but it makes the back of this lineup very funny

07.10.2025 00:05 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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