Grant Brisbee

Giants notes: Updates on 40-man additions, WBC participation and coaching hires The Giants did not add to their roster before Tuesday's deadline.

Here's what I wrote yesterday (forgot to share a link earlier): www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...

Raising them right!

Mitchell Report-ass pigeon

I liked Devil in White City, but I definitely wouldn't say I think about it often or at all.

brian, is this safe

Fish have committed credit card fraud.

President Pope, Tuesdays at 8:00, only on the WB.

YouTube video by Unreasonable Steev Worst hold music ever?

I'm fucking cryinj

I bought a !!! xmas single last year. Excited to try it out in a couple weeks.

It tells me that Barry Bonds has won a World Series about a quarter of the time. Boy, would that not fly in my day job.

It is designed to effortlessly present you something, as if by magic. Maybe with an extra five quintillion exaflops of compute it'll be good enough to do it the way everyone wants it.

it sure is, but there's no evidence of it! And every answer is different! Not just useless. Negative value.

Me and my friends used to sit around and argue, frame by frame, if it was actually Alice Cooper who walked by in this sketch, and if it was improv or intentional.

I get this is a hard search to parse, and I would have understood no results.

What I *don't* want is it hallucinating something that never existed. This is so far from reality it has negative value. It's worse in every possible way.

When I asked again, it gave a totally *different* wrong answer.

The first dog tries to pay with a toy.

did he drop a "This is my son, Cool" on you

But one mess at a time. As I tidied up the desk, something on the Kimpton stationery caught my eye. I started to read. A definitely real (not doctored) screen shot of Ryan Lizza's article about Olivia Nuzzi that reads (not doctored): “If I swallowed every drop of water from the tower above your house,” Olivia had written, “I would jump up and down so that you could hear my belly slosh. You'd laugh, but I'd do it one time too many and make things uncomfortable. Then I would have to pee.”

i'll be honest, i'm not picking up what she was putting down here

I know he's little but IMO they should still give him the adult procedure

[writing about how my fiancee slept with Jesse Helms] and now that we're at the end of the story, here's the big twist: she slept with Strom Thurmond first

Credit to the team doctors, whose attention to detail kept them from operating on the wrong foot.

You Enjoy Myself

hey look it's Baseball Nation's front page on any given day

I use my thumb to pick at it like an indestructible metal callous, it rules

I own the DVD and just watched Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore last week after two decades of meaning to rewatch it. So I’m right on track.

The retweet hypothetical became the retweet possible.

I remember liking BOTD, but I haven’t seen it since the first time. Which was on VHS. So it’s been a while.

wouldn’t the gun hypothetical launch the bullet literal