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looks like you can run the other half all the way to Howlin' Rays, where you can finish off your 26-mile run with some 1 billion-scoville chicken.

When you're Kataoka-san, and people still have that image of you.

promise them that you'll never follow another rule again

Homer Simpson's senior yearbook, with the quote "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" changed to "I can't believe I watched the whole thing.

after the fourth game of the day is over

A Hayes Three is four. It’s like a baker’s dozen being 13.

That wasn’t just a Brash Dingler matchup. That was the Brashest Dingler matchup you’ll ever see.

John McClain dropped both of these guys down an elevator shaft.

This is *exactly* how I would describe myself, no snark.

@marcnormandin.bsky.social oh no, my contribution to the content has been chopped, i feel like Pete Best

This is a big-time moment in a big spot an a huge game. This is the big-time, folks, the stuff that postseason dreams are made of.

“No, I’m sitting and crying on the toilet we bought three years ago but haven’t installed. Like usual.

Three doubles in a row is known as “the jester’s triple.” Three triples in a row is known as the “the overachiever’s double.”

Helluva album, to be clear.

Rest in peace, so and so and the ugly one. You were too perfect for your world.

while i was writing it, never once did i say to myself, "be careful, you're really going to tweak some noses with this bad boy."

i haven't had a drink in 11 months ... but life is what happens when you're making plans, let's fucking roll (i call second base).

jibjabs with more bells, whistles

my wife at a dinner party, referring to my privates as "The Roundtable" as everyone gets more and more confused

logan webb, done in one, this is for a non-sports audience.

hmm. sounds like there was only one of him. you got lucky.

It was probably a bad sign for his postseason chances that Connelly Early looks like Clayton Kershaw's stunt double.

Early Jazz? Hard to go wrong with Duke Ellington in any era, but Woody Herman and his "Thundering Herd" are always good for a listen.

A screenshot of the starting pitchers for tonight’s game, Early-Schlittler. It kind of sounds like Early Pooper.

You can call me someone who drinks a pot of coffee every morning, but I think of myself as more of an

Morning-show hosts Kayfus and the Dingler were suspended for three days without pay, KDOI says, after 14 people were hospitalized after an accident during a segment of their show. According to witnesses, the duo introduced an invention known as “the Fartnado Factory,” w

C.J. Kayfus slides to a stop on a freshly waxed floor and points down the hallway.

“There! The Dingler!”

The Dingler turns around and jumps. “Dingle dingle!”, he says, running away and laughing.

Kayfus tries to chase after him, but a janitor suddenly pushes his cart right in front of him.

My father dingled just like his father and his father before him

Joey Cantillo … you’ve just been dingled.

José Ramírez, you’ve just been … dingled.

The Guardians were a little sloppy this inning, but you can't play clean defense when C.J. Kayfus is on the field. He's always stepping into gopher holes as the manager yells "KAAAYYYYFFUUSSS," and it's going to keep happening. I don't mean to be rude, and it's not his fault, but that's science.