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Grant Brisbee

@grantbrisbee.bsky.social

Union man. I write about baseball and make stupid jokes, not necessarily in that order. For a midlife crisis expressed through record collecting, follow me @mystupidrecords.bsky.social

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Jean Ralphio Takes an Accounting Job Dailymotion video by Pop Culture and Hipster Video Archive

appalling that there isn't a standalone youtube clip. maybe the greatest outro in the history of sitcoms www.dailymotion.com/video/x5jjkwb

03.08.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 77    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Devers ran away from the base after he was called out with such promptness and understanding, reminds me of Jean Ralphio getting fired from his temp job. Totally understood, didn't want to be a burden.

03.08.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 86    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'm enjoying bananza, but it's really bad for adhd. I'll just break mountains for hours because I get distracted by shiny things. Gradius feels like a good break.

03.08.2025 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i have looked up what salamander was and it would appear that this is yet ANOTHER case of Marc costing me money.

03.08.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

marc, that's because six people have played that game, and they're all members of the von salamander family that helped develop it

03.08.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i agree, but he was so fuckered in the picture and he's trying to shoplift a trapezoid or something, couldn't resist.

02.08.2025 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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45 and looking good, sir

02.08.2025 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

doo dah, doo dah

02.08.2025 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 586    ๐Ÿ” 85    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I'd say it looks weird to see Tyler Rogers in another uniform, but that's not true. I've seen him in other uniforms. Saw him in a Twins uniform for years.

02.08.2025 00:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 96    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

YES. Was just about to start searching on here for other complaints.

01.08.2025 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pretty weird that they put these clowns on tv. Theyโ€™re kind of an embarrassment to baseball. At least the Bananas are on ESPN.

01.08.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 125    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have done, can recommend.

01.08.2025 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I thought that was a little Tibbs"

31.07.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they call them "the twins" in honor of the only two people on the roster

31.07.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 468    ๐Ÿ” 84    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Weed Detective had it first. WetButt23 confirms.

31.07.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 83    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People don't know this, but A.J. Preller works in the same Peet's every day. He gets there at 5:00 a.m. when it opens and orders 22 Americanos throughout the day. The employees all hate him because he just yells on his phone and pounds on three different laptops.

31.07.2025 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 140    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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please appreciate Tyler Rogers, Mets fans

31.07.2025 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 255    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

i know marc, what the hell

31.07.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my go-to line in these exact situations is "I am the smartest man alive" quote from Billy Madison. Pull it out when I remember that I saved half my burrito the night before, things of that nature.

31.07.2025 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This was outstanding. The tribute I'd wish I'd written.

31.07.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would like to point out that I'd still have to start my swing early to catch up with his sinker. 82 would blow me away.

31.07.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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felt compelled to make this for some reason

31.07.2025 05:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

0/10, tried two boxes, every one of them melted in my toaster, now my toster is broken, zero stars

30.07.2025 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 120    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yaz fell into that net like he was Michael Douglas at the end of "The Game," please follow me for timely pop culture references and sports information

30.07.2025 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 121    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Definitely able to check. My hunch is that if there's a difference, it's negligible. That's what I typically find for the outliers I'm looking for, but I'll poke around. (Because I agree with your observations.)

30.07.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sad. Understanding. But also sad. Dude was fun to watch pitch.

30.07.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 114    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Giants are playing .500 ball over their last 108 games.

30.07.2025 04:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 117    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

it's too powerful, do not look at without protective eyewear

28.07.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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