Grant Brisbee

Democracy dies in celibacy

knock back a few bloodys, zip around some icy roads, terrorize some folks, maybe shoot someone, the whole day is ahead of us, we have unlimited funds for this because this is helping society and what people want

I guess I knew that some of them were liquored up as they zoomed around and terrorized people, but I didn't expect it to be a communal thing. Super naive of me.

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pobody's nerfect

Is that a blues traveler reference

I love it, personally.

sorry, but i think this is a VERY common name that most people think about at least once a day

but crash bandicoot's face sure is

no

Sam Alito puts on his wizard's hat

A headline from The Nation: "Is Samuel Alito Preparing to Disrobe?"

there's gotta be a better way to say this

kids have no idea

they're calling it "the worst case of pixelitis we've ever seen"

Even with all the media cover, arresting and deporting five year olds and doing racist shit at the Obamas is simply something that people who watch The Big Bang Theory are going to dislike

AI TANNER BIBEE: Ah, yes. Upon further review, that actually might look infected, thank you for calling me out on that!

What we're looking for:

✅ A red area around the mark
✅ Discharge (the clearer the better)
❌ A line going straight from the wound to your heart or brain

i was writing about the Giants' bullpen situation and the next thing I knew, that video was in there, no idea how. stay vigilant out there

Brandon Nimmo + 23 other states

When I was 44 years old, I finished up a playoff game story with a broken elbow. TSN's silence on that tells me everything I need to know about their priorities.

Baseball is indeed very conservative, but if you're making this from voter registration data, you're missing a HUGE swath of players. Probably better to read these numbers as "American-born," maybe?

the internet used to be good

people forget that his walkup song was "Juggernaut" and he wouldn't even step into the box until the part where it's just Brodsky screaming over the toms

riley i think that was steroids, but this could be an article idea for me

look at all these special albums

[about to eat an entire tub of extra spicy fried chicken]

OPERATOR IN THE PHILIPPINES: dude, remember what it was like the morning after you did this last time

OPERATOR IN THE PHILIPPINES: you straight up cried, like tears out of your eyes

OPERATOR IN THE PHILIPPINES: i just can't recommend t

i don't know what the reaction is going to be, but i do know that i plan on getting so close to him that he can *feel* my boos. (I will still be in California.)

“When the Waymo vehicle encounters a particular situation on the road, the autonomous driver can reach out to a human fleet response agent for additional information to contextualize its environment,” the post reads. “The Waymo Driver [software] does not rely solely on the inputs it receives from the fleet response agent and it is in control of the vehicle at all times.” (From 2024)

wow this sounds amazing, we're living in the future, but i'm actually going to pass

Reading about him going to Vegas and getting rowdy with the fellas reminds me that I haven't watched 25th Hour in a while.