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Grant Brisbee

@grantbrisbee.bsky.social

Union man. I write about baseball and make stupid jokes, not necessarily in that order. For a midlife crisis expressed through record collecting, follow me @mystupidrecords.bsky.social

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This rules. Certified good-ass album.

18.02.2026 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I;m thinking about thos beans

18.02.2026 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! I’d listened to hundreds of episodes, so I was surprisingly nervous for a podcast vet.

18.02.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He loved doing it and misses it! Two times a week maybe too much, but we found that we were constantly giving each other story ideas.

17.02.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The cover of Cannonball Adderley Quintet's "Country Preacher: 'Live' at Operation Breadbasket.

The cover of Cannonball Adderley Quintet's "Country Preacher: 'Live' at Operation Breadbasket.

Just because I'm thinking about it: Here's a badass album that starts with an introduction from an emceeing Jesse Jackson and goes into some great soul-jazz songs. First song was sampled by Tribe Called Quest, second by Pete Rock/CL Smooth. It's so good.

17.02.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Bud Norris

17.02.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

He has to be saying that to make Scorsese understand why Marvel fans were so hurt.

17.02.2026 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shit. Now I’m pissed I never tried it.

17.02.2026 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve tried, but it lacks a certain gravitas when I do it. Maybe I need to be more patient.

16.02.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I would use the money on surgery to look exactly like that guy.

16.02.2026 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I like them like I like The Who. I like them! Never seek them out.

16.02.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i get lost toward the end lmao, and I don't think Spoonman has that much staying power, but it's still an incredible album!

16.02.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every single person i follow is in a 16-team NL-only league and is also aware of overlooked jazz legends

16.02.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that awkward silence when you and Barry are at the front door at the same time

16.02.2026 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he said bear OR bonds you moron

16.02.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if the waldron is matt, the knuckler is flat
if the waldron is mal, that's a piano, y'all

16.02.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Greatest 1-2 punches of the six (?) biggest grunge-adjacent acts:

1. Nevermind (A)/In Utero (A)
2. Purple (A)/Tiny Music (A)
3. Badmotorfinger (A) /Superunknown (A-)
4. Gish (A-)/Siamese Dream (A)
5. Sap (B+)/Dirt (A-)
6. Vs. (B+)/Ten (B+)

16.02.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

more than anything, I'm angriest on behalf of Stone Temple Pilots

16.02.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

more "ratto does something normal people do, then writes about it" please. ratto picking out detergent. ratto describing what it was like to drive someone who creeps out into the intersection with a green arrow. ratto stubbing his toe.

16.02.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

I used to find The Onion funny, but they’ve become really mean (and personal) lately.

16.02.2026 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

even putting aside the existential crisis of climate change, it's forever wild that people old enough to remember Los Angeles smog and flaming Ohio lakes are saying, "That ruled. Let's bring it back. And why come there isn't any more lead in the paint?"

16.02.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

the jduge orders me to take off my matt dillon teeth from something about mary & im wearing austin power teeth underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit

16.02.2026 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ryan, I slowed down a video to make a gif and accidentally invented a new genre of metal

16.02.2026 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

imagine being the kind of person who looks through trail cam pictures for good ones. now imagine seeing this one. like finding an Action Comics No. 1 at a garage sale

16.02.2026 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Woodstock would be the best press secretary we've ever, EVER had.

16.02.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i had "japanese embassy" originally but took it out because it would have felt like a reference. man, he must have been REELING. like, buddy, i do not like you, but i know what you were going through

16.02.2026 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when the big scandals used to be that Democratic presidents had oafish brothers? Let's get Spike driving a tractor around the South Lawn, or Olaf throwing up at an embassy holiday party, c'mon, we deserve this

16.02.2026 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

[ricky roma voice] They say ... that some of these people do not have a robust moral scaffolding, as it were. They say

16.02.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the David S. Pumpkins of outfits. I understand why people don't like it. I'm simply not one of those people.

16.02.2026 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if i wear louis vuitton jeans with a louis vuitton handbag and a louis vuitton shirt, I'm a foppish dandy, a fancy lad. If I wear the jeans with the handbag and an ugly ass '70s cartoon car shirt (with a typo, clearly bought at a flea market), I'm a style icon.

16.02.2026 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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