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I'm having a high old time watching classic Doctor Who series and spotting Poirot guest actors with slightly fewer miles on them.

Who would try that? It's a glorious film with a perfect soundtrack.

"They're raping the kids, they're raping the house elves, they're raping the Daleks. This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain. Miss Marple can't do anything about it. I have to go to the bathroom."

Diane Ladd 😔

Ballsy & extraordinary, RIP
11/29/1935-11/3/2025

Laura Dern's mother. Made history being only mom/daughter pair to get Oscar noms for same film, RAMBLING ROSE.

Other noms:
*Scorsese's Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (Flo)
*Absolutely unhinged in Lynch's Wild at Heart

#filmsky 📽

Last night I went to the Puca Festival in Trim, Ireland.

It's all fun and games until someone unleashes a giant demonic hare.

If you'd finished those three games, you'd have to buy three new video games to play in your underwear. Economics.

If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.

Picture of a vending machine stocked with fancy cheeses and bougie crackers

You had me at “fancy cheese vending machine”

Having only encountered Peter Bodganovich as the vaguely creepy old guy with huge glasses who knew everything about movies, I used to wonder how he could pull the hot ladies like he did.

Now I'm watching him in TARGETS, and yes, yes, I will have an order of that, break me off a piece of that, yes.

It might be, that actor did Disney work. He was the cat in The Rescuers.

Godfrey doing his Trump impression with Dr. Dre in the studio 🤣💀

I hate that this is not unknown to me.

HIM: Have you been googling stuff about obesity?

ME: No. Why?

HIM: Because a post about obesity popped up on your feed.

ME: It's just my phone reacting to my mountainous corpulence.

HIM: Your phone can't sense that.

See, the neat thing about cats is they don't give you this kind of sass.

Improved everything she was in, including CURSE OF THE BLACK WIDOW, where she bore the indignity of the worst “woman turns into obvious male stunt performer” moment I have ever beheld.

Two cats sitting on top of cages and looking at the ceiling

Two cars on the floor staring up at the ceiling

Two young kittens in a cage taking notice

A cat standing on her hind legs to reach for a moth

A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.

Rodney Dangerfield. Redd Foxx. E.G. Marshall.

Unless and until they bring back the airline, they can get fucked.

Solid needles, too.

Heavy lies the head, et cetera, and so on.

This movie is a childhood favorite of mine. Any movie with lots of tarantulas got points with me. But it is, it must be said, a CRIMINAL waste of Pam Grier.

Might have to settle for sex with a guy at Buc-ee’s. I hear they’re very clean and have everything.

Paddington in The Wicker Man (1974)

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1673

I got yer QR code RIGHT HERE, ya pack of yellow-bellied tits! Ya rufous passerine fucks!

Members of the force's sports squad, responsible - among other tasks - for policing the 170 miles of tunnels, caves, galleries and catacombs that underlie large parts of Paris, stumbled on the complex while on a training exercise beneath the Palais de Chaillot, across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower. After entering the network through a drain next to the Trocadero, the officers came across a tarpaulin marked: Building site, No access. Behind that, a tunnel held a desk and a closed-circuit TV camera set to automatically record images of anyone passing. The mechanism also triggered a tape of dogs barking, "clearly designed to frighten people off," the spokesman said. Further along, the tunnel opened into a vast 400 sq metre cave some 18m underground, "like an underground amphitheatre, with terraces cut into the rock and chairs".

There the police found a full-sized cinema screen, projection equipment, and tapes of a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers. None of the films were banned or even offensive, the spokesman said. A smaller cave next door had been turned into an informal restaurant and bar. "There were bottles of whisky and other spirits behind a bar, tables and chairs, a pressure-cooker for making couscous," the spokesman said. "The whole thing ran off a professionally installed electricity system and there were at least three phone lines down there." Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."

In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”

I’m fascinated by bridge, and now that I’m closer to 50 than 40, I’m probably old enough to pick it up.

The final sequence of WEAPONS is the greatest homage to the final sequence of FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF that could be imagined. It’s simply a fact of life.

At the time:

“Lowtax, he did that game playthrough that made me laugh, why’s everyone talking abo—oh, I see.”

Earlier this year, Dr. Jane Goodall sat down for an interview for Brad Falchuk’s new Netflix series, Famous Last Words.

The premise of the series is to interview people on the condition that the interview not air until the subject has passed away.

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