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“For I, Denis Moore, have moved on to lupins.”

And everyone lived happily ever after, except the two genetically-spliced creatures. #Svengoolie

Far, far more than one instant! #Svengoolie

“Well, the press was very heavy.” #Svengoolie

Facts are stubborn things, as John Adams pointed out. #Svengoolie

Well, he got the spider. And everything else within six feet. #Svengoolie

Will they be in time?

They need to set up the sequel somehow!

#Svengoolie

“Guess I’ll hang out here until Dobie Gray finishes making his video.” #Svengoolie

“We’re still making it.” #Svengoolie

Why couldn’t Andre have just set his machine for dispersal? He had the settings from the first test. He could have become a string of man/fly hybrid atoms and no one would have been the wiser. #Svengoolie

So François noted a lot of equipment was missing from Andre’s lab. How was it removed and where did it go? #Svengoolie

Hey! That reel had the Best of Dan Fogelberg! #Svengoolie

That eraser needs cleaning. #Svengoolie

How will the fire go unnoticed? #Svengoolie

No! Not the milk! #Svengoolie

Mind-melding won’t help. #Svengoolie

“Neon Museum to full.” #Svengoolie

He has Dr. Strangelove Syndrome as well? #Svengoolie

“All work and no play…” #Svengoolie

Wasn’t Vincent Price in this movie? #Svengoolie

“This is an order form from the Montgomery Ward catalog.” #Svengoolie

Strange that all this was kept out of Hugh Troy’s flypaper reports. #Svengoolie

“That’s the one who’s been embezzling from us. Hand me the swatter.” #Svengoolie

She heard him clear as day through the closed door? #Svengoolie

“He’s sending this to Penthouse? Really?” #Svengoolie

“Now bring me a six-pack of Milwaukee’s Best. Actually, two. One for you and one for me.” #Svengoolie

Hey! The giant claw! #Svengoolie

Interesting they didn’t show it. Definitely unlike the remake. #Svengoolie

Well, maybe clean that up. #Svengoolie

“Please ignore the unusually large number of limbs.” #Svengoolie