Kris Pittman

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KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.

With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.

You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.

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I had never gotten a Zuck post on FB until today 🤔 I didn't follow Jim but now he's blocked.

And guess who started reality TV to circumvent a writer strike? Faux.

Or the fact we know he quite literally endorses German far-right.

People are showing stills of Harris and Biden (among others) "giving the salute", when in reality it was a millisecond of A WAVE!... Like we didn't watch actual live footage of him giving the not-z salute. Twice.

Via Jessica Walsh on FB

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Ding ding sing you are correct!

How many billionaire bros does it take to monopolize "social media" and control narrative for the Felon & Chief?

#weneedawholemarioparty

Drag Queens: We just want to read children's books to kids in public libraries.
The Right: PREDATORS!
Also, The Right: We want children, as young as 4&5, to be subjected to having their genitalia "checked" before sports games. Oh, the girls only!

Fucking weirdos. #predatorybehaviorfromtheright

YIKES! Duckworth asks Hegseth to name a country that's in ASEAN. He names three -- none of which are in ASEAN.

"I suggest you do a little homework," she says.

Lady, you okay?

#AIhorrors

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I feel like irate customers should remember that the teens they are yelling at across the counter have genX and Millennial moms that give zero fucks about hurting feelings right back.

Used my adult pop fidget toy last night to bake the kids muffins they won't eat. Regret set in as I was doing dishes.

I'm perfectly fine with something better being put in place. Or better yet... healthcare for all. But I'm scared about the "concept of a plan" that may derail our coverage right now.

I've just found that 3/4 of my kids have heart defects... still waiting on the last (an adult) to be checked but she had to wait to be insured. I'm terrified that we'll lose our ACA coverage while trying to navigate this new endeavor.

A match made in my personal heaven lol Really love you and a lot of the RBMC!

remarkable to me that far from seeming cool or masculine zuck seems like an even bigger loser — the kind of nerd who preemptively gives his lunch money to the bully and thanks him for the opportunity

May this haunt us like the cutting of plastic rings does to this day!

How did they not recognize the voice? Lol. ❤️

Sure, grandpa. Time to get out of the tub.

________ 2025, y'all!
[Fill in the blanks yourself lol]

OOOOH, is Facebook broken? 😂

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