Leigh

Holy shit, same. And now I’m extra glad I grabbed my kid a 4-pack of fluoride filled kids’ toothpaste on a whim yesterday.

Is the tiny print in this booklet impossible to read, or are my middle-aged eyes finally failing me? 😩 #crochet #grannysquare #thegrannysquarecarddeck

It’s the 😬 teeth for me.

When she pulled him out of the water by his tail, I felt that.

Exactly

I’d argue that they are, in fact, a suicide cult and they’re trying to take us with them.

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Hope you ear pods are charged and ready!

Anytime one of ‘em uses the word “eliminate,” it creeps me out. 🫤

Of course you’re not a witch. We have it on terrible authority that peen havers are wizards. Yer a wizard, Robert.

Reckless cruelty isn’t strength.

Capitulation isn’t courage.

Cultish allegiance isn’t patriotism.

We used to know the difference.

“They smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”

~The Great Gatsby

The White Yikes

Got some new ink today. #sylviaplath #booksky #tattoo

When old Soviet Union jokes are applicable to America today, you know something has gone terribly wrong.

Great job!
Also, your hair looks cool. I love it.

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Turns out the “Great” in MAGA was for the Great Depression.

Yeah, but talk about global warming…

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I wanna cut my hair.
I wanna get more tattoos.
I wanna slam an entire tub of ice cream.
I wanna hop in my shitty car and drive to the beach right this very second.

*checks calendar*

Ohh…

She’s his designated driver. He’s just being a responsible drunk.

Kicking people while they’re down is the American way.

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Canada has an economist as Prime Minister and Mexico has an environmental scientist and Dr of Philosophy for president. Meanwhile the USA has a rapist con artist and Soviet sleeper agent as their president.

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Back on Finch! Trying to restart some good habits. Who wants to be buds?

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Why did they have to plate it like that? It looks like a tongue and the stomach contents of the poor sap they yanked it from.

This looks like lunchtime at a mental institution. 🫤

Ugh, he’s so vile.

I loved them when I was a little kid. I always made my dad play them on the jukebox at this diner we used to go to. 😅

“The past was erased, the erasure was forgotten, the lie became the truth.”

—George Orwell