Darby

At this point, I literally keep it for the Memories function.

A painting of the Last Supper, showing Jesus at a table surrounded by his disciples, captioned: BEFORE THIS NIGHT IS OVER YOU WILL DENY ME PIEROGI THREE TIMES

Minnesota's Larry Bird

a man in a suit and tie is standing in a living room holding his jacket . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a living room holding his jacket .

#Crew96 fans today, unexpectedly:

If there's one thing players and billionaire owners love, it's "reasonable" bids. Best way to really woo someone: reasonableness.

They're more interested in kicking people out than letting them in.

It's amazing how quickly some teams can get visas for their incoming DPs.

#Crew96

I should have been a ghostwriter for Weird Al.

Not gonna lie, I'm pretty proud of that one.

If you eat their food, hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell

If you think it's good, hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell

If you find a man who thinks the grub is bad, no you'll never tell

If you eat their food, hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell

The 90’s Saved by the Max Kit from Supporter Supply Co.

The 00’s Emo Kit from Supporter Supply Co.

That small business that my friends and I started out of Kevin’s trunk in the parking lot at the old stadium just released two new throwback jerseys.

We’re local, we make cool shit, we keep it affordable, and we appreciate your support.

🔗: www.supportersupply.co/summer-2025

#Crew96 #ShopLocal

Pro/rel would solve the national debt crisis.

"Soccer's path in the United States shouldn't be compared to that of any other country, much less those famous cultures on the aforementioned continents. It can just be what it is, worth celebrating when it's good... and castigating when it's not..."

Nailed it. 👏👏👏

1. There are some really dumb PhDs out there, so this isn't the flex you think it is.

2. If I want to access a PhD-level intellect, I'LL TALK TO A PHD.

Instagram post by Donald Trump Jr. showing a digitally altered image of Donald Trump standing on the White House roof, looking down at a basketball court below. On the court, several women’s basketball players are in action, wearing dark uniforms with yellow trim. The basketball hoop, scoreboard, and court markings are visible, with the scoreboard showing “07” and “00:47” remaining. The image is watermarked with “@GRANDOLDMEMES” and “X/Albert.” Caption reads: “Posted without further comment.” followed by laughing emojis.

These are the bastards telling you they care about women's sports.

Fuck this administration. A shitbag draft dodger is withholding the pay legally owed to transgender service members who actually served their country.

Something something those who do not remember the past something something

We had good luck with Breezeline at the previous house, but the high temps this summer seem to cause a lot of little outages for us at the new place.

That being said, Breezeline is a fuckton cheaper than Spectrum, so I'm willing to ride it out.

Douchecanoe

I don't think two road games and one home game in seven days is uncongested, exactly.

I mean

GOT EEEEEM

ACAB most definitely includes FBI.

There is no indication anywhere that MLS Cup would cease to exist.

Your grasp of logic has you well suited for a role in the White House.

(Yes, I know they're not eliminated *yet.* But it's happening.)

2023: Win MLS Cup

2024: Eliminated from MLS Cup playoffs in first round

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2024: Win Leagues Cup

2025: Eliminated from Leagues Cup in first round

#Crew96

Having separate mute and block functions is maybe the best part of bluesky.

You seem fun.