Patrick

What if it's the kind of authority figure you want to spit in your mouth?

I actually feel physically exhausted after that lol

I beat Chronos!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!! #Hades2

I reserve the right to complain about my body despite the fact that I've only eaten pasta and tiramisu today 😤

Indeed!

God's strongest soldiers

Xander is definitely the worst person to meet in a smoking area in East London

I'm always surprised that Brighton pride doesn't seem to attract the same amount of ire as Manchester does/did
Imo Brighton is even more commercial but people seem to care less
Or I'm just more tuned into Manchester cause Northern 🤷🏻

Guardian review of Melania?

Enjoy your next skiing holiday in that case

If your name is Alexander, and you shorten it to anything other than 'Alex', you're a posho

I miss when drag race was on Netflix
I wanna rewatch season 6

Compromise; if you do a hyrox you can talk about and boast about it all you like but you have to refer to it by its full name and refer to yourself as a 'hybrid rockstar'

First hangover of 2026 (excluding new years day)
Don't like it

Tea

Before the keyboard warriors decent
This is, quite evidently, a joke

If reform's flagship policy was making the 263 bus run more regularly I'd vote for them 😮‍💨

He sure loves calling the characters in his favourite TV show f*ggots
(From what I've been told.... 🫣)

Yeeeeeees this is him!!!!!
🥵🥵

Can't remember his name
He's American and has a moustache and does hot solo content
And apparently has a husky 🥺

Just walked passed an only f*ns guy that I'm obsessed with 🥵

Honestly
She mothered the down boots house pussy

Also while we're on the topic, why did Tamsin Greig decide to play this random nurse character so sensual?? 😂

This is for the amusement of me and me alone

I love how in The Long Game, Rose pulls out this phone and gives it to Adam who, being from 2012, would realistically be like 'why are you, a 19 year old, using a Nokia brick??' 😂 #DoctorWho

What it doesn't need is paying hand over fist for some Eurovision reject or 2/3 of a pop group from the early 2000s to be present
We have hoopla for that

I understand the position of some people that pride should be free etc
However it's just not realistic to expect every queer in Manchester (and then some) to turn up to the village for a weekend and not require some kind of infrastructure, security, crowd management which needs funding 🤷🏻

I should get up and shower and what not I guess 😮‍💨

Credit card payment coming out this month 🥲

That's what I do at pride yeah