✨sapphic vampyre✨

a vampire blood jacuzzi for couples

id kiss her here

advertise your account with just one image

it is! i made him when i was like 11 or 12 i think? his name is joel and hes a super cool surfer boy 🌊

hungry but also not hungry

Bluesky is open! Quote one art to promote yourself :)

srry i wanted to pick a different one 😭

proud contributor of the 143 mil

post a random weird car picture that’s already on your phone with no explanation

things u arent entitled to:
- people giving af about your opinion
- people respecting your opinion
- other peoples time and conversation

the tl is just pretty art and girls being nice to eachother earth is healing

i have got to get weirder and stranger

the only thing morrissey’s ever been right about is i was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows i’m miserable now

cheryl mason hitting a bong

why dont they just stay on twitter then lol

moonbelt for the girls

normalise not knowing what the fuck is going on at any given time

it really happened

you should put this in a song

unreal when she said this

reviewing the orgy on yelp:

which character most likely to try and wash their mattress covers and end up spilling fiberglass everywhere

welcome to bluesky, our form of government is lesbian mafia

not sure why but if i drink any more than half a glass of lemonade it gives me a historic stomach ache

if u were already gay u become somehow even gayer

ohh i know that sigh when i hear it, the dykes are here

the thought of lesbians holding eachother n maybe even kissing too

Hey new people! The culture here is a bit different. You will be expected to emotionally and physically harm each other daily and if you don't participate the lash will be put to you forth with

kissing her here

my first knit is coming alongg