Rt. Nicholas Matta

Thank you to the speak @romeompsp.bsky.social, the @brainrotmpsp.bsky.social, the entire house, and my constituent of North Winnipeg for the honour of being bestowed the Right Honourable Nicholas Matta!!! 🇨🇦🇨🇦 @ric-mpsp.bsky.social

Happy New Year wishing you all a brain-rotted year!!!! @brainrotmpsp.bsky.social @ric-mpsp.bsky.social

Et oui, le

tique toque rizz party

Kanye qui tient l'invitation au «tique toque rizz party»

Ligne du temps indiquant les mots de l'année selon le dictionnaire Oxford de 2022 à 2024.

BREAKING NEWS: The Oxford English Dictionnary, the GREATEST and most INFLUENTIAL English dictionnary just named «brain rot» as the word of the year 2024!!! 🤩To celebrate this great SKIBIDI moment, Brainrot party is hosting the Tiktok rizz party tonight!!! 😜Everyone's invited (YAY!) (+1 accepted)

Word of the year and party of the year

We stay 🔛🔝

Our very competent and very well informed deputy speaker🤩 seems to be the ONLY courageous person to remind us that POUTINE is first and foremost a QUEBEC dish originating from the glorious city of Drummondville☝️ Poutine may be Canadian but never forget it has a French accent💯

#Jaimelapout
#Brainrot

That’s a work of art

That's funny coming from a party that doesn’t know how to multiply.

As Future Minister of Rizz, I have to ask, does the Preschool Party need a nap before they make their next policy blunder? Maybe stick to snack time, we’ll handle the diplomacy. 💤 #BigLeaguePolitics #RizzForTheWin
@ppppmpsp.bsky.social

a man in a suit and tie holds a hat over his face ALT: a man in a suit and tie holds a hat over his face

how it feels walking out of the polls after voting for brainrot #SKIBIDI

Fellow Skibidis, as your esteemed future Minister of Rizz, I am proud to announce our bold vision for the future. With charm, confidence, and unrelenting determination, we will extend our influence far and wide. Our next mission? The glorious annexation of Turcs and Cacose.

Freakbob is calling on your cellphone!!!! Pick up your phone or else....

Boîte de jus bob l'éponge.

RING!RING! Who is it?! It's Freakbob, reminding you to vote for BRAINROT ofc! Listen carefully and vote ACCORDINGLY if you're a real certified skibidi rizzler!

#Brainrot #Freakbob

Bruh I gotta say it… the Brat Party is giving NOTHING when it comes to foreign policy. Like ZERO. I checked their platform, and guess what? It’s crickets. They’re out here flexing with gossip sessions and glitter costumes for our military. Where is the plan for literally anything beyond our borders?

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT MY SKIBIDIS

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HERE IS THE FULL PLATFORM OF THE BRAINROT PARTY

ANNONCE IMPORTANT MES SKIBIDIS

drive.google.com/file/d/1VIk5...

VOICI LA PLATFORME COMPLET DE LE PARTI POURRITURE CÉRÉBRALE

The difference between root beer and Brat is that Brat might actually win more then two seats in parliament.

Charlixcx: “Goodbye forever brat summer”

Friendly reminder that this post exists. @brat-party-mpsp.bsky.social

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: BRAINROT WILL MAKE “DRESS TO IMPRESS” THE NATIONAL GAME OF THE COUNTRY

ANNONCÉE OFFICIEL :
POURRITURE CÉRÉBRALE VA FAIRE « DRESS TO IMPRESS » LE JEU NATIONAL DU CANADA

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: ALL FUTURE BUILDINGS WILL BE CONSTRUCTED OUT OF GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL, ECO-FRIENDLY WOOD VENEER AND AUNT’S NAILS

ANNONCÉE OFFICIEL: TOUS LES FUTURS BÂTIMENTS SERONT CONSTRUITS EN ACIER CARRÉ GALVANISÉ, EN PLACAGE DE BOIS ÉCOLOGIQUE ET EN CLOUS DE TANTE.

@brainrotmpsp.bsky.social
@ric-mpsp.bsky.social

It’s time to VOTE for Canada’s future a better, stronger and brainrot future. Vote for the BRAINROT party, vote for Canada! 🇨🇦
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Il est temps de VOTER pour l'avenir du Canada, un avenir meilleur, plus fort et Brainrot. Votez pour le parti Brainrot, votez pour le Canada! 🇨🇦

Skibidy

@brainrotmpsp.bsky.social
#Olympolitique

*****“Future government opposition”

Your party is nothing but a trend that will soon be forgotten. Brainrot is the new generation that will pave the future of Canada

We're good, thank you for the offer but we rather stick to morals and common sense.

For someone who is saying that we “may” force a reaction out of someone… this is quite the reaction.

Also, is the “over-editing” and “multiple layers of irony” in the room with us?

Behold a small glimpse of the Brat Party governance style. Madame, I can assure you it will take more than that to stop the Brainrot party.