Jedi Master Rowan MacPhail MPSP

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A LIAR

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A picture from a brave PPC party member has just come into my hands! ROMEO IS A HYPOCRITE! He wants Canada to FREEZE OVER while he enjoys vacations in the south! Canadians need a trustworthy leader and party who won't just offer them a brighter, but also HONEST future!

Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace movie poster.

You are all cordially invited to the Jedi Party movie night on Tuesday October 7th from 7:00pm to 10:00 pm at CRX 520, 523, 526. Movie starts at 7:30pm. We will also have a short “Intro to Star Wars” presentation at 7:00-7:30 in CRX 520.

on our way to steal ur members *NOT JEDI MIND TRICKS*

a teddy bear in a costume is walking through a forest Alt: an Ewok on their way to work! So productive!

The situation is under control as our Ewok workers work tirelessly to restore the burnt building to operational conditions. We appreciate our interplanetary allies!

thank you ewoks!

now THIS- this i can get down with.

your mom is lying to you, romeo

A year is a long time to change. “Who you were does not have to define who you are” (SW: the Clone Wars, season 7, ep. 7). MP Ayesha exemplifies our belief that everyone can follow the force to the light side. “A true heart should never be doubted” (season 2, ep 4). And MP Ayesha has a true heart.

An ice planet with a man riding a tauntaun (a creature that kind of looks like a white furry t-Rex)

A snow covered landscape with ice towers protruding into the sky.

The PPC lacks all ambition. They only want to turn Canada into an eternal winter. We can do better. We have entire PLANETS and MOONS in eternal winter. Lemme introduce you to Hoth, Ilum, Mygeeto, Orto Plutonia, and more.

ppc’s own party leader unaware of his own country’s law! SAD! VERY SAD!

@polarmpsp.bsky.social once again misrepresenting the jedi’s positive interplanetary relations. extraterrestrials are integral to boosting canada’s economy and culture. don’t get it twisted- the jedi agenda is NOT globalist, it’s galaxist. typical antisocial polar party take.

Synonyms of cold

Ottawa’s Jedi temple

Behind the « cool » facade, PPC hides a DARKER truth. Unfriendly, unwelcoming and inhospitable are all synonyms of this SAD party. Inversely, the Jedi Party welcomes EVERYONE and when elected will build a new JEDI TEMPLE in Ottawa to train the next generation of light warriors for free!!!!

SAD! TRISTE!

Obiwan ordering drinks

The Outlander Club

Diet Coke ahh party 😹😹 Nothing beats a pitcher of Jawa Juice in one of many of Coruscant’s underground nightclubs 👏

yes

Tattooine, a desert planet in the outer rim of the galaxy.

This dangerous Far North rhetoric is disturbing the delicate balance of the Force! We need to restore balance to the Force and GET WARM ! I’m moving to tattooine cheers

Propaganda poster for the Jedi Party. Five Jedi standing together behind Jedi order logo. From left to right, Shaak Ti, Ahsoka Tano, Yoda, Aayla Secura, Luke Skywalker.

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logging onto bluesky after like 8 months of silence

remember HOTH? a planet of SNOW and ICE on the OUTER RIM full of carnivorous WAMPAS? remote, hidden, unsuspecting, the perfect place for a secret rebel alliance base… what are the ppc trying to HIDE with their polar agenda?

The PPC wants to steal your sunlight and tell you they’re doing you a favour. Don’t let this radical Frosty the Snowman-esque scheme take away your heat!!!

Stormtroopers doing heart hands

I would like to welcome @finneganfollis.bsky.social to MPSP

Bienvenue Finn à MPSP

nooo im just showing you a really cool lightsaber i swear!

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okay so basically

lego cantina next 🙏🏼 21 minifigs because star wars is always goated duh

Get a fan if u need this country to be cooler

We want spaceships.

darth vader is sitting in a chair with a light behind him ALT: darth vader is sitting in a chair with a light behind him

logging onto bluesky after like 8 months of silence

Et oui, le

WOW- newly elected government ALREADY planning to WASTE canada’s MONEY on a big beautiful CASTLE !