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Male mallard duck standing at the edge of the waterfall / start of the stream.

Female mallard standing in the same spot while the male is in the pond at the end of the stream.

Fred and Ethel enjoying the backyard water feature. Meanwhile my dogs are peeing in the foyer in protest of not being allowed out back to chase them off. I can happily live with that.

There have been soooooo many opportunities that were either not acknowledged or actively celebrated by the right but heaven forbid the left sees the merit it Luigi’s actions after years of similar examples from the right … the sky is officially falling now. Sigh.

I mean, goose/gander and all that goodness.

Too many words. ADHD scrolling by …

To this, I suspect that a “jury of HIS peers” would be unable to find a preponderance of evidence.

I need there to be a Luigi coin.

I would love to know what percentage of NYPD officers are covered by UHC specifically and what percentage have had claims denied (financially catastrophically) by any insurer, in general.

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Mine: Inappropriate nerd humor plus dogs.

Nitwits. Neanderthals. Mouth-breathers. Troglodytes. Smooth brainers.

Then of course there’s always “dipshits.” Because, let’s be real.

We absolutely need to amplify the perceived power that Leon is siphoning so that Trump finally boots his flabby butt out of the inner circle. (No guarantees that the replacement would be any better.)

“Having and eating cake” for the right. There’s no winning for losing on that side of the divide.

From three years ago and it’s still holding true. (Sadly, it will only escalate for a while.)

I’m suuuuuuuuuuure these super-rich folks got in based on merit and will absolutely do everything they can for the least among us. </sarcasm>

Now that I’m on BleuSky, I’m absolutely going to need @pattonoswalt.bsky.social to say something about Trompe-l'œil to recreate my initiation into OG Twitter before it’s enshitification.

Is there any chance we can request the FBI stop hunting the assassin and divert that $100M into American Healthcare (to which UHC was opposed)?

Wouldn’t it be a hoot if the hitman had actually held a casting call in advance & paid people with similar stats to wander around NYC at 0630 that day?

Can’t charges be brought now and then pardoned ASAP? It would be “weird” for their own administration to file but better than opening preemptive doors, no?

Okay but is this the equivalent of the USA “are you over the age of 13 / 18 / 21? Cool, here’s your account and full access to everything!”?

My ex suggested that TNG was utopian corporate America (Earth.) All sides are heard, democratic republic applies, Captain makes the call. TNG was the best version of all ST series IMO. And only marginally because of Picard and Riker. And Wesley. And Deanna. Well, all of them really.

I’m over here with (4# salted, 2# unsalted) Kerrygold. That shite is GOOD! And TBF, I’ve had it since before the election because it’s that good. And I lived through all the pandemic/supply chain shortages. Political unrest is real. Stock up and save!

Literally ten minutes later, another Gaza GoFundMe followed.

STOP!

I would love it if the nuclear block also applied to quotes. One account had something fantastic to say but the content was blocked and my FOMO wanted to see what it said but I couldn’t even tell who was quoted. Like, don’t even show me the top level post! They engage shouldn’t show up for me.

So we’ve once again reached the “throw it at the wall to see what sticks” phase of the clownistration.

Ha! Leave 🍃 alone! Make a mojito, not a phone call.

I barely have followers (not why I’m here) but I’m concerned about the sheer plethora of Gaza GoFundMe followers inundating me. I assume I Followed the wrong account. I can’t help be skeptical: these Gaza accounts seem to = the Russian troll bots on Twitter & FB.

Truth. I always figured Joe would do it. I think everybody did. And Joe’s out of F’s to give on this, the piddly stuff.

Trump appointees should be absolutely embarrassed to be nominated because trump is intentionally picking the least qualified people- suckups and fuckups.

Good news: he's still bone-crushingly stupid, venal and desperate enough to do anything for praise, and has the attention span of a honey badger on Ritalin.

Trump is one mood swing away from appointing Barron to the US Supreme Court and y’all are talking bout “we need to respect norms.” WE???????

THE NORMS ARE GONE, GIRL.