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HaphazardHalfElf

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✨️ chaos agent πŸ‘€ nonsense provocateur πŸ“ accounts mngr @ mayhem, inc. πŸˆβ€β¬› proud childless cat-lady 🐈 still not going back πŸ’ͺ♀️

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Latest posts by haphazardhalelf.bsky.social on Bluesky

We’re gonna have to put an asteroid next to the winner of this year’s Little League World Series.

Some of the top teams were denied visas to enter the U.S.

Time for FIFA and the IOC to make a backup plan. The U.S. is no longer a viable host country.

26.07.2025 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1762    πŸ” 584    πŸ’¬ 114    πŸ“Œ 45
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Shrug.

25.05.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm increasingly struggling with the fact that right wing members of Congress keep going to a concentration camp run by their favorite dictator, as if it's some kind of amusement park or sex club, and there's almost no backlash.

12.05.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2512    πŸ” 711    πŸ’¬ 109    πŸ“Œ 23
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a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a poster that says sgn thousand percent ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a poster that says sgn thousand percent

go offfffffff πŸ™Œ

02.03.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We live on the dumbest fucking timeline.

28.02.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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lol #GulfofMexico

11.02.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun Fact: Trump has been trying to privatize Air Traffic Control since 2017.

But sure, blame it on #PeteButtigieg and #DEI

30.01.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"You are the few, we are the many. And when the many stop fearing the few... No doubt many of us would fall. But who are we? We have no names, no family, everyone one of us is poor, powerless, and yet together... we can overthrow an empire."

24.01.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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🌻🫢🏡

22.01.2025 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have, lol πŸ˜…πŸ« 

21.01.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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me: uugghh, why do I have this never-ending headache
also me:

09.01.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump’s cabinet picks wouldn’t pass the background check to volunteer on a school field trip…

07.12.2024 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1611    πŸ” 236    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 13

πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ Well, we tried to warn them, but... πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

07.12.2024 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay? So we just let people cheat and rig the system? Sounds very American tbh.

24.11.2024 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What's to stop fans of the opposing team from dressing like fans of the other team and forcing a forfeit thru false-flag subterfuge?

24.11.2024 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What a cutie-patootie 🩷πŸ₯°

22.11.2024 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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🫢✨️ genuinely proud of you, from the bottom of my soul #dontgiveup #hereforeachother #bethelight #itsoktonotbeok #humanist

22.11.2024 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is none, I just find it ironic that she's apparently been sitting on some information about her Repuglican colleagues, while calling Dems pedophiles for years.

22.11.2024 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Helix Nebula captured by NASA'S Hubble space telescope

The Helix Nebula captured by NASA'S Hubble space telescope

The Helix Nebula captured by NASA'S Hubble space telescope

21.11.2024 09:17 β€” πŸ‘ 36518    πŸ” 2255    πŸ’¬ 906    πŸ“Œ 330

We gotta support one another in these trying times ✨️🫢

21.11.2024 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Republicans wouldn’t block the Gaetz Report if it exonerated him. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

21.11.2024 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me AF:
πŸ’€βœ¨οΈπŸŒΈ #besties #inittogether #loveanother

21.11.2024 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, that's pretty in line with their P25 breeding program #handmaidstale

21.11.2024 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Republicans wouldn’t block the gaetz report if it exonerated him.

20.11.2024 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

fk yeah, brother 😎

20.11.2024 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡
#empathy

18.11.2024 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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18.11.2024 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Protecting your peace is essential, but make sure you're still working on yourself and don't get stuck in the energy of that grief. βœ¨οΈπŸ’œ

18.11.2024 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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fill the sky with the light of a billion brilliant stars. #bethelight #lightworkers

18.11.2024 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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