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Amanda Hard

@catouttawater.bsky.social

Writer, Dancer, Mother, part-time Sea Monster. I think this is me (or will be): https://bio.site/amanda.hard

213 Followers  |  299 Following  |  27 Posts  |  Joined: 05.09.2023  |  1.9986

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I love the smell of cancelling Disney+ in the morning.

20.09.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bury the Lede The Diamond Valley Sheriffโ€™s office hereby announces the death of one William A. Gautier, male, age undetermined.

So this went live this morning!

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If you have a spare $5, why not subscribe to Flash Point SF to get stories like mine in your in-box every other Friday :)

19.09.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just finished โ€œSlouching Towards Bethlehemโ€ and I was so moved by her writing! Magical Thinking is on my TBR pile. I had heard of Dunne but had not read his work, but now I think I will seek it out!

16.08.2025 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I blocked him years ago for manufacturing drama.

Thank you for responding!

22.03.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who are you talking about?

22.03.2025 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a little comic about me and Molly ๐Ÿถ

21.01.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 702    ๐Ÿ” 150    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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This was todayโ€™s Daily Tao meditation.

21.01.2025 03:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œHeโ€™s not just a regular moron. Heโ€™s the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility.โ€

Was just playing Portal 2 and thought of this quote.

21.01.2025 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They took down a class by Kevin Spacey after all that hit the news, so I wouldn't condemn them too much, but we'll see.

15.01.2025 04:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First they tell us that semicolons are the mark of the beast. Now we can't use m-dashes? I'm just going to start making up punctuation rules.

15.01.2025 04:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why not just leak it to Anonymous? Five minutes later the whole world will have it.

07.01.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Little late but since the boys told me I make the same boring pumpkin every year, I tried something different.

14.11.2024 05:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Absolutely setting a series here. Islands in the off season are amazing. Especially when your best bud is there to help you hunt critters at night :)

15.10.2023 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Grr. Fall โ€œin loveโ€ but maybe the autocorrected sentence is better.

13.09.2023 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From childhood, Dogsbody by Dianna Wynne Jones. Losing Artax to the swap of sorrows was nothing compared to the end of Dogsbody.

13.09.2023 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haruki Murakamiโ€™s Kafka on the Shore. It was a very emotional time and the book was grounding in just the right way.

More recently, NSFW by David Scott Hay (2023 release) - it made me fall in life with language and fiction again.

13.09.2023 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And we have liftoff! ๐Ÿš€

MOTHERSOUND, the 1st anthology set in a fictional African collaborative science-fantasy shared world based on a blend of African cultures, is live.

-Cool Planets ๐ŸŒ
-Spiritual AI ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ
-Sound Magic ๐ŸŽต

More!

Please support the project:

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13.09.2023 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 144    ๐Ÿ” 104    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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This gorgeous signed copy arrived in my mailbox this morning. I absolutely cannot say enough good things about this book. Itโ€™s brilliant. Be one of the cool kids and read it now.

13.09.2023 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And if ANYBODY picked up the phone -- disconnect! Those were the days ...

13.09.2023 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My son actually found this tablet game called Progressbar, which looks like Windows 95, and asked me if the modem sounds were accurate. I said yes, and you heard that each time you connected. โ€œEach time?!โ€ Like I guess he thought it was like making a wifi connection and it just stayed on.

11.09.2023 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the nicest thing Iโ€™ve seen in ages!!!

11.09.2023 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of course, an unpleasant side effect is that Iโ€™ve also received more rejections these last two months โ€ฆ

11.09.2023 03:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve submitted more these last two months than I have all year. But man itโ€™s psychologically exhausting.

10.09.2023 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh right - like the song! Pennsylvania 6500! So cool. Itโ€™s fun being old, ainโ€™t it?

09.09.2023 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you have to dial region exchange codes or whatever they were called? I remember a number HA-54041. It think it was time and temp, but might have been our first phone number.

09.09.2023 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I worked in a video store when they were just starting up and we had a ton of betamax porn. Probably 60/40 beta to VHS, so I donโ€™t think that is correct. All our videos were distributed through Waxworks, so they might have decided later not to distribute beta porn ? This was very early 80s.

09.09.2023 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m about to query my first spooky middle grade book, and Iโ€™m writing another right now. Iโ€™m trying to meet other kidlit writers!

07.09.2023 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Yay! My poem โ€œThe Dice Charmer Divertsโ€ will be in the Smoke & Mirrors issue of Spoon Knife, the genre-bending lit mag by Autonomous Press! More details closer to
Publication time.

Yay! My poem โ€œThe Dice Charmer Divertsโ€ will be in the Smoke & Mirrors issue of Spoon Knife, the genre-bending lit mag by Autonomous Press! More details closer to Publication time.

Yay! My poem โ€œThe Dice Charmer Divertsโ€ will be in the Smoke & Mirrors issue of Spoon Knife, the genre-bending lit mag by Autonomous Press! More details closer to publication time.

06.09.2023 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tell Me Iโ€™m Worthless was an amazing book!!! I recommended it for a Bram Stoker Award. That book had me both terrified and in tears. Pure literary gold!!

06.09.2023 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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