Paul Simpson

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August looking like October this morning

Although, what the hell is Starz? I barely ever watch live TV other than sport, is that something we get on Sky?

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Jupiter's cock, the best character in Spartacus is getting his own prequel series! youtu.be/09l-Vwha48c?...

I have pretty much zero fashion sense and my main considerations are usually limited to 'is this top helping hiding my inflated kite while making it look like I still sometimes go to the gym?', but @dieworkwear.bsky.social has one of the most interesting accounts on all of social media

Out office on for the first proper break since Christmas. Thank fuck for that, been a slog recently!

Makes you proud to be West Cumbrian, seeing that back where it belongs

Cleethorpes away on Boxing Day?! 🤮

Never in doubt that... 😬 #Lionesses

The EFL's Fit and Proper Person's Test is a joke. I think being able to sign your own name is enough to pass it. Hope Morecambe can be saved, hope Danny Grainger keeps his job.

Not a bad spot for an early morning run*

*Waddle

Booze Britain-era Workington was something else

He left the first floor windows like that for years afterwards too 😂

Not sure I'll ever get bored of being able to walk up here with the kids after school

Happy Diana Ross Failing To Work The Goalkeeper Day to all who celebrate 🥳

32.6 for a 300m even without hurdles is some going 😂

Brilliant, funny and depressing in equal measures, as it is most weeks....

@channel4tv.bsky.social worth you relaunching Big Breakfast to sponsor Reds again.... I wonder what Chris Evans and Gabby Roslin are up to these days?

Is the @workingtonafc.bsky.social re-released Big Breakfast 90s kit the best new kit of the summer? workingtonafc.com/product/work... 100% yes 😍

Trying to be slightly less fat and out of shape. Could be worse places to be wobbling around and sweating my tits off!

I'm no massive tennis fan, but @bbc5live.bsky.social got me right into that final. Pleased for Coco Gauff, seems a proper decent person, as well as one hell of a player

2.01 after two days competing in 30°C is otherworldly

That's incredible 🤯

Needed to out-sportswash us 👍🏻

I like that they turned it around since being completely outclassed by Sean Longstaff and Miggy Almiron 18 months ago

Oh no, how will we cope with watching football without him looking for the camera to make sure his 100% honest and real reactions can be clipped for social media?

Champions League (after seriously testing my fucking heart this afternoon) and a trophy - a real, actual trophy won at Wembley - certainly the best season of my lifetime 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #NUFC

UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE - WE ARE BACK! 🤩

Sounds like the first big game we've not turned up for all season. Of all the days to pick... #NUFC

Would rather be watching it, but at least Radio Newcastle doesn't have Peter Drury's pre-rehearsed lines, or Gary Neville's sex noises ruining it