𝕁𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕒𝕟 🏳️‍⚧️

I did it again 2 months this time, this app doesn't spam me with notifications so I forget about it 🤦‍♀️ I swear my memory resets everyday I wake up 🤣

I'm glad I checked the coach before my school bus, someone left a Stanley knife on the coach 🔪 👀

Had to clean human faeces off the walls and floor of my coach toilet today, how's your day been?

I've only gone and followed the Americans to 小红书, quite amazing to see the two communities interacting 🥰

Sorry I forgot about you for 2 weeks, I do it with people too. How's everyone's year going so far? Pretty terrible, right? Thought so.

See you next year 👋

Happy wednesday, my nerds.

There's a clear correlation between my time to Bluesky and the amount of water I drink 🤔

Feel like I've aged a whole year over night, proud I've made it this far. At what age do I start saying "21" every year 🎉

I completed my dad's family Christmas today, miss-gendered 3 times. Glad we only meet once a year 🙏

Them: Do one thing every day that makes you uncomfortable.

Me: *gets out of bed*

Quiet time of year for coaches, worked less than 6 hours today 😲

They were all on before midnight, we left at 00:04am. 10 minutes down the motorway...

"Driver, we are going to the hotel, right?" (The one right next to the venue)

Umm no this is going back to your head offices. Luckily I was just before the last slip road to be able to go back on myself 🤦‍♀️

The expected departure of this Christmas party coach is at midnight... What time will we actually leave? 🤔

4 million now, start looking for mansions now 🤔

Over 3 million now, might need to hire security 🤣

Want to scream this daily

My first tiktok to reach over 1 million views... but it's a meme. 🤦‍♀️

Turns out he was suggesting that I apply in the future, not for the current position as that closed a week ago.

Someone managed to get beer EVERYWHERE, the headrests, floor carpet. Someone will be getting a cleaning bill 🤦‍♀️

Such a small world, doing a job for my estate agent from 4 years ago. Gave him a heads up that I don't look like I did back then 👧

Wish me luck 🤞

I drive a coach, unless I'm parking in an "except for buses" space, then I am a bus.

An opportunity has arisen to become an Assistant Manager at a bus station, do I pursue this in hopes of progressing a career?

Or just stay a coach driver forever 🤔

Some guy on cod just told me I sound like salad fingers.

Never speaking again 😭

Water. Go drink it. Now 💦

"your movie continues uninterrupted after this advert."

Thanks Amazon.

People are glaring into my coach because they don't want me to park outside the train station. But when a tree falls down on the line, you'll soon want me outside to take you 🚌💨

Hi, I'm Jordan from the UK.
I am a coach driver who likes to post on tiktok about her job. I enjoy driving and I love what I do. I use Bluesky to share moments about my day and to spy on what you're up to 😁

If you have any questions about buses/coaches, feel free to ask 🚌💨

Boss: Your job tomorrow has been cancelled...

Me: *starts planning day off*

Boss: ...but don't worry you're doing rail replacement instead!

Me: 😢