MID-FI

guess I'd expect to give up S3X if I was planning to focus everything on getting the most fuckable robot

of course, he was and is a mellow elf

I met him in Scotland almost thirty years ago and he was old then

geez are they still big mad about chappell roan

Megyn Kelly v @megynkelly The whistles should be banned.

It’s just incredibly funny this is supposed to be the “freedom” party. It was never about any freedom except their right to be selfish assholes and not feel bad about it.

if you play max settings you get the space heater achievement

chicken nuggs with basmati rice, coriander chutney, Korean chili sauce and lao gan ma

I assumed it's because the last class that didn't live in a reality where they could be indiscriminately riddled with lead as a part of a normal school day graduated over a decade ago and school doesn't have the same kind of fuzzy nostalgia to it

how did the "don't pave over the orcas" messaging make it this far

how can we as a culture have so quickly forgotten Free Willy, renowned aerialist and sick trick buster

don't forget you honor Bragi however you spice your tori kaarage

it has a shelf and you can break it into little snack sized pieces it's fine

a lot of the seemingly contradictory statements from conservatives re: free speech and 2nd amendment rights make a lot more sense when you apply a “they’re lying” heuristic to your analysis

baaallin'

shit I can't believe nobody checked, it really does say "shall be infringed a little, as a treat"

I've been pretty much overstaying my welcome since like 36 anyway, I think dissolving into petals would fix me

idk maybe we should have a nice big gommage, we can do a festival where everyone gives away their stuff and wears pretty flowers, a giant lady paints a number and then everyone older than 34 dissolves into petals, it seems nice

Friendly reminder that Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO has the same BPM as the intro theme to Evangelion

WE CARRY THE FLAAAAME

I don't think enough people realize that ICE could shoot you by mistake

like, I have opinions many steps beyond this, but the clear and present danger of federal agents shooting you because they think you are involved in their operations should not go unnoticed

the floor is lava, abolish

headin down to the intifada bodega

knows obvious things

clearly a sorcerer

so like if you don't do anything to address what is actively a crumbling society then increasingly bad things start to happen with increasingly high frequency and your options and fundamental ability to do anything rapidly extinguish

did anybody know that or am I some kind of witch

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.

White. Hot. Rage.

I don't know how one doesn't at this moment

I am watching what is happening in Minneapolis on Ali Velshi and one of the ICE officers (off camera) literally says, “It’s like Call of Duty. Pretty cool huh?” as they shoot whatever it is they are shooting. Agents walking around, guns unholstered for no reason. This is insanity

I've run over a thousand simulations and u r between 3 and 5 gay

“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment

fuck and a further shit we are bad at keeping in touch

anyway be really cool to those who come after and trust those who carry your torch with kindness, it makes everything easier if you're a conspicuously loving person

and the reason I think that is we can look that person in the eyes and know what we're asking of them, because we can tell them we love and trust them, and that might make it easier when they have to let all our friends know they died