MID-FI

four calzones leaking brown sauce, tightly grouped on a cooling rack, from an inscrutable angle that betrays any training in photography the cook may have had

curryzone

not so much posts as tiki torches

a picture of yoda with the words no there is another on the bottom Alt: a picture of yoda with the words no there is another on the bottom

7-11

flows at an alarming rate sometimes

oh no quick ask him what he thinks happens at burning man

all bonfires are socially distanced, otherwise I believe that is a funeral pyre

as I go to sleep my apartment is full of the smell of this week's work bread

coriander honey loaf, still experimenting with spices

also it still smells a lil like curry

unregrettable tattoo: fuck schumer

an orange cat sleeping on a blue blanket with his tail draped across his head

big lunch today

don't be childish this could save lives

who up late inventing new organs

I made a fart bladder

the defence industry should dive into woo shit like healthcare is

seed oil grenades, sissy hypno goggles and a surface to air bad vibe launcher

it went really okay and the curry turned out nice

thank goodness I had the wherewithal to check before committing to it, I have a couple options at least

seems like my pressure cooker's "slow cook" setting is a filthy lie so I gotta figure out a different approach to the potluck tomorrow

don't trust his tricks that is a butter-bogle and he's come to frighten the children

most functional polycule in music history

the opposite of fleetwood mac is slugmetal whopper

they don't think it, they know

I love this. A transition poetizes the prose of life lived in myriad quanta, an amorphous succession of immortal deaths for the perpetual rebirth of being, like a silly hat montage in a haberdashery

this math textbook has a manicotti, this barrette is full of loose candy nerds, this bootleg nintendo cartridge has a wedge of detroit style pizza

but I already got halfway done rigging all the different items from an ordinary child's room from which to reveal unwrapped peculiar foodstuffs

yey i beat chronos :)

hell no I'm not getting roux-pulled again

they did almost ten years ago, it was remade into a cartoon called "paws of fury" and they left in a fart scene

gouda for the people in the back

YouTube video by Team Fortress 2 - All Sounds ''*singing* Sandwich and me going to beat your ass.'' (Heavy Voice Lines)

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YouTube video by Epic tf2 bruh moments Heavy says sandwich

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good, I keep getting honked in the second round and it gives me joy the cracked bastard went down

nor should you

it's impossible to enjoy it in context, it's a historical document now, you might as well study shakespeare