T.G.Mid 🐈

I also was pleasantly surprised by this

the curves are even more treacherous, hit the turn just right and it'll yank it back up

alexa what's opsec

more people need to embrace kicking in the door with a trash-level joke or a whimsical fart
if I wanted to get scolded by strangers, I'd go skinny-dipping in the IHOP syrup tray again

okay but if you were gonna yell at me for eating too much popcorn you'd first have to establish what an ordinary amount of popcorn was and then shut up because I can't speak your hateful language

the inside of my nose smells weird and life did not adequately equip me to deal with this

those are narrow oversimplifications but I picked up on something so I had to write the bad post to start teasing it out

both movies talk to each other a bit in how Superman is beset by forces who use disagreement on particulars to impede him in bad faith, while F4 seems to be a story told in screens and media while the family recoils in private from the obligation they have accrued

Fantastic 4: First Steps was a fun little romp that kinda lacked an underlying oomph for me but the production design was tippy toe tops

I think Superman bests it in every other way but overall I'm loving this "okay they're superheroes let's go" approach, also I love a good diagetic exposition dump

as a shitpost, this is a work of art, but I feel like it was generated without the necessary nine levels of irony

wednesday nights are for wondering if I'm gonna have to absorb the stupidest new scandal I've ever seen in my life on friday

yeah if someone looks like their mouth is actively fighting to escape their face, that's either AI or Gary Busey

Maybe they got cold feet because Discovery basically did a whole season about it?

a large colony took over and successfully ran a Menchie's

I've discovered a new element that has a half-life of only a few seconds. It reacts with the atmosphere and dissolves into an unstable methane compound. That's what I was doing before you barged in just now and also why it smells like fart

Frankie Dart asks Annie Edison and Dean Craig Pelton "Did we give a degree to a dog?"

agreed but I'm trying to foster condiment community here

is barbecue sauce a ketchup or is ketchup a barbecue sauce
don't tell me they're different things when they all live on the same street in the grocery neighborhood

I wonder if the whole "will they won't they" aspect will play different now everyone is mortally terrified of sex

origami is a funny way to go

honestly I probably would have gone out of my way to let the AI take the L for me on this one

one of the most infuriating parts of the Epstein story is over the same years that young women went to police and reported assault, and were ignored, law enforcement is pushing this idea that they need massive grants and manpower to rescue thousands of girls they say don’t even know they’re victims

That's fair, but it wasn't just AI. The reframing choices and outpainting destroy the depth of field and contribute to the general gluteal visage.

I didn't realize you could get a Momoplasty

I don't even get how the lie stands, all one has to do is go fill up and I guess cuss out Obama

I think Mega Man X is a decent entry point, it's more forgiving and the basic mechanics have been refined.

nearly bought a jalapeno cream cheese for my breakfast bagels but then I remembered I had old cream cheese and pickled jalapenos so I made a schmear for work this week

can I get a hell yeag

I thought this as well, but apparently Gotham and Metropolis are both polar aspects of New York City, but also Gotham is in New Jersey. That pretty much changed my mind.

depending on the intensity it might go all the way up to Hold The Line

I as well 🫂

and I'll do it again